sweet, i get to be one of the first to post...

canadians are awesome!

¿Qué?

No hablo español, pero ¿por qué no vamos a quejarnos a TI? Es una buena idea.

I don't know what quejarnos means, even though I'm in Spanish, but that sentence DOES look like Spanish.

Looks like spanish to me. (español gave it away for me)

Translation:

I don't know Spanish, but why don't we go and complain to TI? It's a good idea.

w00t!

C'est bonne idea!

C'est français! Qu'est-ce que tu parle français? Est-ce que je suis stupide?

Je ne parle pas français. Je parle anglais seulement.

(and btw it's "tu parles," not "tu parle," but who cares)

Dang, forgot the conjugation. :)

Why complain? What is there to complain about?
TI-Calc is perfect!

I do not speak Spanish, but why are we not going to complain to YOU? It is a good idea.

By the way, that's the translation.

Here's Italiano:
Io non parliamo Spagnolo, ma perchè non stiamo andando sporgere querela a VOI? È una buona idea.

no spanish me speako

Oh! This is really funny. Go to dictionary.com and click on translator. Okay, now type in a sentence or two. Then, translate it to Portueguese, then back to english. Then, to Italian, then back to English. Then, German, then back. Then, French, then back. Then, Spanish, then back, and it will be totally different!

this is way better: (nospaces)
http://rinkworks.com/dialect/dialectp.cg i?dialect=jive&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tica lc.org%2Farchives%2Fnews%2Farticles%2F6% 2F65%2F65195.html

That's good, but if you want a translation from English to Arabic (yes Arabic) you have to get a Mail2World e-mail account. I have one and I suprise my friends like that. I'll e-mail anyone who wants to see it. It's freaky when it's pasted on the write mail part because when you scroll one character at a time, it starts at the right of the line, goes left and goes back to the end of the line for the space...Freaky...w00t!

w00t! I thought only Hewbrew went backwards.

w00t! I thought only Hebrew went backwards.

(that was probably a stupid comment)

w00t! I thought only Hebrew went backwards.

(that was probably a stupid comment, for me, I mean, not you.)

IT DOES!!!

Have you ever tried scrolling through Arabic???

(And besides, Mail2World email gives you 10MB of storage space and the option of picking from 2000 domains (see URL))
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
w00t!

Are you being paid by Mail2World to advertise?????
>:-P

.oot sdrawkcab og segaugnal rehto ,oN

.os thguoht I

but, English doesn't so you can stop doing that.

.won seod tI

Does not.

?yad sdrawkcab si ti fi tahw ,tuB

!ay

KO
(knock out?)

Just use the fish (link). Anyway, translators are generally for phrases or sentences--not words. An English word w/ multiple meanings (i.e. "check") will confuse it, but "wrote a check" will not.

Here's Martian:
sajdghskhgkjshj jhsagkjhstkh hjh estkjhjahtjkajth sjhtjrahtjwa thkjwehtkjhast h! wfhjh jadlfj ej lkaj jalfj!
w00t!
(w00t! is not Martian)

You're right, w00t! isn't Martian...it's Lord-Nightrosian...
This is Lord-Nightrosian too...
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
w00t!

And p00p is no_one_2000_ian.

no, w00t! is hax0r, but lord_nightrose was the first to say it here.

SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! is lord_nightrose i think

Yep, that's mine.

And p00p is mine!

TI is supposed to be Texas Instruments, not the word 'ti'.

I think that is somewhat humourous. Do not you in addition?

¡Claro qué sí!

¡Creo qué sí!
Get it right!
w00t!
SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

He meant 'of course'. What you're saying means 'I believe so'. YOU get it right.

¡Qué lastima, ac!

Qu'est-ce que vous parler en Espagnol? Je parle anglais.

thats french:

What to speak to you in Spanish? I speak English.

Non, je ne parle pas en espagnol, mais je parle francaise un peu. Est-ce que vous aimez cette langue?

Je parle un peu français aussi!

If youAreTalkingToMe = true Then
Disp "I don't understand because I only speak basic (and some C++ and Asm)
End if

I can be taught to speak any language. I currently speak English and Spanish fluently, as well as bits and pieces of Latin, Italian, French, German, Old English, Portuguese, Japanese, Cantonese, Swedish, Swahili, and Hawaiian. w00t!, indeed.

I can only speak English and a little bit of French. Oh yeah, and I can speak "w00t!".

w00t! w00t! w00t! w00t! w00t!

i feel left out I can only speek spanish french & german... oh well

És komolyan azt hiszed, hogy ezzel el tudsz engem kápráztatni? :)

Is that Slovak?

No, it's Hungarian. Just like me. :)

"And you really think you can impress me with that?"

So what does it mean??

or is that what your quote was?

Exactly. Or "pontosan", if you like that better...

Moi aussi! w00t! (How do you say w00t! in french?)

Le w00t!

You mean "Vive le w00t!"

Lol

Mortissez w00t!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

And HISSSSSSS!!!!
You are forbidden from making fun of an expression that I coined!

ticalc.org should use /code (link above) to keep down the troll and offtopic comments that seem to be pretty common in the forums--and they're just from a coupla people, so they'd disappear quickly.

NOOOOO!!!! That's not a good idea -- I mean, how long could we talk about a single topic?

Really! It would be like

"This is cool"
"Yeah, it is cool"
"Yep, this is great"
"What were we talking about again?"
"No clue"
...

And then we wouldn't have stuff like
"HAHA! w00t!"
"Let's have a parade for w00t!"
"PARADE PARADE PARADE!"
"HAHA!!!!! w00t! w00t!"
...

And it's funny to read all that off-topic stuff. For the first day or so, about 3/4 of the comments are on topic. After about 2 days, they all get off topic, so if you want to have them on topic, read them when they first get on. :)

Exactly.
w00t!

Hey, how about an off-topic parade?

I'm right behind you! An off-topic parade of w00t!

w00t!

Caí! (Spanish for I fell)
YES! PARADE FOR w00t!
PARADE FOR TICALC.ORG!
PARADE FOR TI-83+ SE!
PARADE FOR VOYAGE 200!
PARADE FOR ASM!
PARADE FOR BILL NAGEL!

unsigned int a;
for (a=1;a<=65534;a++){
printf("PARADE!! ");
}

for (;; printf("PARADE!! "));

int a,b;
randomize();
for (a=1;a<=500;a++){
printf("PARADE");
b=random(8);
if (b==0||b==8){b=1;}
if (b==1){printf(" FOR VOYAGE 200!");}
if (b==2){printf(" FOR w00t!");}
if (b==3){printf(" FOR no_one_2000_");}
if (b==4){printf(" FOR TICALC.ORG!");}
if (b==5){printf(" FOR OFF-TOPIC POSTS!");}
if (b==6){printf(" FOR p00p!");}
if (b==7){printf("!!!");}
printf("\n");
}

int a;
randomize();
for (a=1;a<=500;++a){
printf("PARADE");
switch (random(8)) {
case 0:
case 1:
case 8:
printf(" FOR VOYAGE 200!"); break;
case 2:
printf(" FOR w00t!"); break;
case 3:
printf(" FOR no_one_2000_"); break;
case 4:
printf(" FOR TICALC.ORG!"); break;
case 5:
printf(" FOR OFF-TOPIC POSTS!"); break;
case 6:
printf(" FOR p00p!"); break;
default:
printf("!!!");
}
printf("\n");

PARADE!

If "woot!"==good
Disp "Parade!!"
End

the joys of ti-basic

What about Then? (If-Then)

The "Then" doesn't have to be there, but if there was no then, then there shouldn't be an "end".

But there is one thing needed: w00t!

huh?
I thought you only needed a Then if you had an Else.

No...if there is more than one command in the If statement, then you need "then"...

(An If statement:)
If w00t!==good:Disp "PARADE!"

(An If-Then-End statement)
If w00t!==good
Then
Disp "PARADE!":Pause
End

(An If-Then-Else-End statement)
If w00t!==good:Then
Disp "PARADE":Pause
Else
Disp "¡No hablo ingles!"
End

OK, Kiran. You've said enough.
We know you just want to attract all the people in the world to your wonderful Spanish-speaking skills, so stop showing off!!

(You know all of your comments are probably going to be deleted.........)
>:-P