Joey Gannon Joins the Dark Side
Posted by Michael on 13 January 2004, 22:41 GMT
We are sorry to report that Joey Gannon, our hard-working file archiver, has been seen participating in the notorious RPN cult. This is the same group that is infamous for the Sliderule Massacres of '71. Oaths of secrecy prevent information from disseminating to the public, but the mystical letters RPN are rumored to stand for Really Poor Notation, though this is unconfirmed. Members have been known to do odd things in the name of Al-Gebra, their sacred way of math. No one knows why he may have done this. One psychologist we interviewed stated, "There are many reasons why an individual would suddenly dissociate from previous beliefs." He was not of much help. Our other file archiver, Morgan, experienced no signs of mental distress, commenting: "What did Joey do!? WHAT??? He always seemed like such a good kid!" ticalc.org readers in Maine have written to report seeing Joey dressed in black robes and performing a calculator sacrifice. His only comment was, "Oportet ministros manus lavare antequam latrinam relinquent. When I burn the calculator, my world becomes the calculator. I must go find a Voyage 200 now so that my long journey to enlightenment may begin."
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Re: Joey Gannon Joins the Dark Side
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Matt M
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Well, so much for "ticalc.org helps the earth". I'd hate to think of all the chemicals released by burning the plastic.
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14 January 2004, 20:56 GMT
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Matt M
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Isn't there something about "cruel and unusual punishment" and "punishing the innocent" that's aginst the law? Just think of how the poor helpless calculator felt.
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14 January 2004, 21:00 GMT
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burntfuse
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The poor calc!!!!! :-( If you can't use an electronic device, at least take it apart and use the parts.
I hate RPN-it's illogical and hard to use. Isn't it Casio which is known for their RPN calcs? Or is it HP? Evil, evil, all of them...
I always saw anti-TI and pro-HP leanings in Joey. Did you see on the message boards where he kept on talking about the HP49G+? He also hates the 86 menus. >:-O
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14 January 2004, 22:29 GMT
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Drantin
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basically, yes, but your use of the word 'add' so much will confuse people who don't know quite what you mean...
3+5-7= 6 strokes Algebraic
3[enter]5+7- 6 strokes RPN
what the RPN input is doing is placing 3 on the stack, that's what the first two buttons do, 5 shows 5 at the input line, then the plus adds the 3 and 5 and *replaces* the orginial 3 with an 8. Now, the 7- does about the same thing, but instead of adding it subtracts. It replaces the 8 with a 1, there is nothing left on the stack but the 1.
There, I've dumbed down your explanation enough so that anyone who takes the trouble to read it should understand what's happening :D.... now if I could only post this AC....
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17 January 2004, 02:50 GMT
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