I heard of something similar to this. Some members of a seperate cell of Al-Gebra, math teachers probably, were arrested for having Weapons of Math Instruction. I'll have to get the rest of that story for everyone...

Weapons of Math Instruction!?!?!? what were they? some kind of casios? or, dare i say it, HPs...?

It all makes sense now! HP was one of the first to use RPN! If this is true then...JOEY HAS REALLY JOINED THE DARK SIDE OF HP!!!

I thought the "dark side" was casio...

In my book, anything non-TI is the dark side, although Casio is indeed darker than HP.

I say this because in my math class, there are idiots who come up to me with their casios and ask.

"Hey, can u put games on this..."
"How do you do symbolic maths on this?"
"How do you find the maximums???" (these calcs are so shit the can't find the maximum, minimum or zeros)

Yea, at my school almost everyone uses a Casio, and it SUCKS!! Really, all you can do with it is 1+1=2, and thats even too much for it!!

Well, Casio is the only calc in color (if you can call it that), so they wouldn't be the "dark" side.

Well, THAT MAKES THEM ALL THE DARKER!!! Plus, you can make darker shades of every color. Then they would really be darker.

Of course, if TI came out with a color calc, I'd say something completely different. ^_^

Exactly: What's the point of a color screen on a calc? They should put more processing power or memory instead! (yes, even if it is a TI...)

The point is it looks cool. A ti wth a collor screen would be used for games even more than the current ones ti calcs are!

Hmm...about 32 MB of archive memory on an 84+ would be nice...you could have thirty-two copies of DAWG, and still have room left over for Omnicalc!

It was an email: could someone post it? (I can't find my copy)

Sounds like that joke jrock posted a while back. LOL- the joke you need a lisp to tell.

I speak LISP, although not very well.

(know (not (good (mtrans me lisp) ) ) me )

I thpeak lithp! Thith joke is really old ithn't it? I'm thure everybody here hath heard it before.

>>I thpeak lithp! Thith joke ith really old ithn't it? I'm thure ewerybody here hath heard it before.

Are you calling me a joke?!? oh wait...nevermind...you were referring to the joke that I told...not "that joke: jrock"...ok...I apologize. Yeah, that is from my joke.

LOL! It kinda looks like that because joke and jrock both begin with j's. But yeah, you knew what I meant. :)

I would like to hear that long story of how he got the 81.

MWM

Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem!

I wonder if anyone would be interested in buying the piece that survived if I put it on eBay. :-)

How much?

*thunk*
Next time you see that film look closely at that bit - one of the monks hits his head a second or so early ;)

i saw that!

Wait, are we talking about Monty Python and the Holy Grail? If so, I noticed that too. LOL

That was a really good movie...

Especially at one in the morning.

She turned me into a newt!

Well, I got better.

LOL...yeah.... "Zuet was very bad...you'll have to spank her... spank me too!!! me too!!! me too!!!"

"you've got no arms left" "yes I do" "Look!"...

"Just a flesh wound."

"your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries"

"Help! I'm being repressed!"

I also really liked the french soldiers....

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time. :-)

"A regular swallow or and African swallow?"
"i don't know" *screem*

"What's your favorite color?"
"Yellow"
"No-blue!!!!"
"Aggggghhhhh!!!!!!"
*falls*

Also: "Here's another dead one"
"I'm not dead yet!!!"
"Yes you are"
"No I'm not!!"
*knocks person on head*
"Now he is"
"Thanks"
*throws him in cart of dead*