Joey Gannon Causes Car Wreck
Posted by Michael on 30 June 2004, 05:17 GMT
Yesterday a somber event struck the TI community, as one ticalc.org visitor has been critically injured in a tragic car accident.
Carey Gutmann was driving to a summer job interview and reading driving directions with Joey's Map2Go 68k utility (Map2Go converts Mapquest driving directions into 68k eBooks). Washington D.C. police say that at some point, Carey became distracted and lost control of his 1986 Yugo, skidding across four lanes before colliding with a potato chip truck. At last report, Carey was hospitalized and listed in critical condition. The driver of the truck was not injured.
Grant Wood, deputy sheriff, reported: "We believe at one point [Carey] pressed the wrong button and became enraptured with his TI-89 while attempting to view the directions."
Other drivers who witnessed the accident reported a series of loud sounds as hundreds of bags of individually packed, not-for-resale potato chips exploded in unison. "I thought terrorists were attacking us. I pulled off the road and put my head down under the steering wheel," exclaimed Joy Racine, a local businesswoman. When informed that the noise in question was actually the sound of a hydrogenated fast food staple, she said, "That's a shame. Potato chips are so American - they go with hamburgers and apple pie, you know? This Joey Gannon kid must be a terrorist for plotting this. America'll get him."
Attorney General John Ashcroft has not yet decided on whether the government will charge Joey on any of the charges under consideration, including aiding and abetting terrorist activities.
We wish the best of luck to Carey in his recovery. As for Joey, he should have included a disclaimer of liability with his software.
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Re: Joey Gannon Causes Car Wreck
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Lewk Of Serthic
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Ahhh! Test Guard works for the Ti-89, OS 2.0 and up!!! Does anyone know if this includes the Titanium!?!
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2 July 2004, 18:55 GMT
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Joey Gannon Causes Car Wreck
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blauggh
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Well, consider this:
(1) if your school or class has an established policy regarding calculator usage and/or the teachers' authority to clear the calc's memory; and
(2) you choose to use your calculator even after being made aware of the policy; and
(3) the time comes for a test, and your teacher comes around to erase your calculator, then:
(a) You knew that a test was coming, and that your calculator would be erased; you sould have been prepared for it, by backing up your personal stuff
(b) A calculator on a test is to be used as an aid, not an answer machine -- anybody who really needs a flipbook full of formulas to get through Algebra or Calculus really hasn't learned the material at all.
(c) It's YOUR frickin' fault if you lose any personal stuff.
Throughout high school, we only ever used TI 83s or 86s to make matrix calculations faster. We were given a class set of scientific calculators to use for tests. No calculators of any kind were allowed in our standardized tests or math competitions, or in 1st year University Calc classes -- and I survivied just fine. Of course, I used my TI 89 for homework and such, but usually only to check numeric answers after I'd done most of the work by hand -- it was really just acting as a high-priced adding machine.
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4 July 2004, 22:47 GMT
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ti_is_good_++
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An incompatible memory map will make a difference, as will a different link protocol. It won't work on TI-84 Plus, TI-84 Plus SE, TI-89 Titanium, or anything with a different OS that doesn't support Apps, uses a different communications protocol, or has a different memory map. Even if it simulates every communications protocol used on every TI calculator up to 83+ and Voyage 200 (which it evidently does), the PedroM lack of support for Apps, memory map and communications protocol would certainly fool it. Programs that would fool it are security TSRs that block the link port when you don't want it used, or, maybe even HW2Patch/HW3Patch and V200ExePatch as they redirect addresses. However, I don't know precisely how it works-maybe it just copies the OS and reflashes it with the same OS or maybe it uses a version of the FLib reset command. If the latter, it should be fairly easy for someone to write a TSR to redirect the reset rom call or block it. If the former, it should be fairly easy for someone to write a TSR to block the link port from unauthorized use (a program that does that will be included in Morvlon 3.00).
Other Ideas:
Put PedroM on your 68K calculator just for the test and strike a deal with your math teacher to allow you to use it. Once you show them the advanced mathematical capabilities of PedroM, they will certainly be won over.
Remember that whatever it calls is at an address. If someone were to hypothetically find and change that address, the calculator couldn't be reset.
TSRs don't work (so far) on the newest calculators, but then again, neither probably does this App you're talking about. TI-Connect doesn't even work properly.
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3 July 2004, 11:59 GMT
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