First post! w00t w00t!

Ah, be quiet, you. So, they updated chess again? Wow, that project's been out for a long time. Think I'll try this one out.

g33z, lets start out off topic!
Your pretty sexy!

What the heck? PLEASE go away. STOP copying my username. You are a PAIN IN THE BUTT!

Check out my update about the frauds on page 6 of this news item.

Check out my Kill Bin Laden Update on page 6 (considering you view 20 posts per page)

This forum is as enjoyable as a game of counterstrike...and unless your lame enough to enjoy such trash...you see what i mean ;-)

joo havn't posted here in a while.

I wish j00 would shut up and go away.

heh, I remember you, depleateduranium, lol

I read the stupidest book about wolves for english class--white fang *grumble*

Please, (I'll ask nicely this time), lets all be nice, and frauds go away, lets stop talking about the mouse and Doors XP from Kerm, and have a nice enjoyable forum this time, anyone for this?

My god, you miss 4 days of internet, and the forums fill up, and OH NO! I've been faked now too!

I agree...

TI-Chess is awesome!!!!! It r0xx0rs!!!! I just played it on VTI!!!! YAHOO!!! (Sorry for the outburst) PARADE! FOR VTI!!!

*back off-topic again* I wish Rusty would update VTI...

rusty hrm?
i got sumone who is contactin rusty
AND
i got a project on sourceforge to fix it up

Yay! The School internet is up again! My life has just restarted!

What the heck?

The ISP had a problem and we were slowed down to an impressive 1MB connection! Most sites would 504 instead of loading... including ticalc.org. It seems to be fixed though.

That's nothing. My ENTIRE school district is served by a single T1 line ... there are, on average, 3000 students at each high school, and there are 5 high schools, all of which have a large number of computers. Do the math yourself. I checked the internet speed using CNET's bandwidth meter ... and you know what the speed was? A blazing 12.2 kbps!

No... 1MB for the WHOLE SCHOOL. That is, 1MB spread over at least 200 users... 1024/200 = 5.12K each!

seems faster than ours lol

Yeah, but it was like that only temporarily. MY school is at 12.2 kbps EVERY SINGLE DAY. Some days it gets so bad I just give up trying to access the internet.

I must be lucky - we have an OC-3 at my high school (1200+ kbytes/sec!). Then again, we also have have Cisco academy.

Hi! Are you new here?

I think so

We also have a Cisco Academy ... but we don't have an OC-3.

We have a Cisco academy, I think, and I tested my BW at 657kbps (or 657Ko/s for you octet sticklers).

i couldn't agree more...

oh yeah, disregard the regarding kerm on my website, that was back when I was still mad, I haven't updated in a while, as you may notice from the happy haloween poster...

At least use 'your' correctly ... it's 'you're' not 'your'.

OK, I've now proven that you're also jp1.

He was really annoying, braggin how smart he was, when really, none of his accomplishments were that great, ooo, he can set any clock!

Hehe, even <B>I</B> can do that!--oh wait, forgot, no HTML allowed. :(

Uh... is it that difficult?

Which, the HTML or setting a clock?

either... they are both easy

I meant the clock.

Just to take the "magic" away, <B> means to make the text bold. </B> means to stop making the text bold. So, any text that you put in between the two commands will be bold. <B>I am the coolest</B>
means that the words I am the coolest will appear as bold text.

<FONT SIZE=7>I think we all know HTML. :)</FONT><BR><BR>

<SCRIPT><!-- Hide
document.write("And Javascript too.<BR>");
//--></SCRIPT>

(and yes, I do realize that you can't post with HTML here)

I hate JavaScript...

Why? It's cross-browser!

Yes, but it's *Java* based!

Yes, and Java is C++ based, the BEST LANGUAGE OF ALL (and don't argue with that!)

Oh come on, ASM is FAR SUPERIOR to C!

C != C++

however I must agree, seeing how much more flexible ASM is. the only problem is that ASM is also that much harder to learn.

someone once asked about whether there was going to be C++ for TIGCC... I laugh. A simple "Hello World" console-style program in C++ compiles to ~5KB. Couldn't imagine how big something WORTHWHILE would be...

Java is definitely C++ based... but the two differ quite a bit. For example, when you switch from Java to C++, try the nice little memory management and debugging tricks. You'll get a lot less help. Four words you should fear:

"Segmentation Fault"
and
"Bus Error".

Not really... JavaScript has almost nothing to do with Java. Yes, older versions of Netscape allowed you to create and manipulate Java through JavaScript (ecch... runtime Java), but that's as far as the association goes. Saying JavaScript is Java-based is like saying BASIC is C-based. JavaScript is purely a scripting language.Java is a fully-functional programming language that you could, if you so desired, write an entire Windows-style program in (but not an actual OS).

OK... I bet he would have had difficulty with this one! Someone gave me an old Neo-POP pager. It has only one button and a numerical display. This is how to set the time:
1. Turn it off.
2. Hold the on button for 2 seconds.
3. Wait until the first beep.
4. Quickly let go then hold the button for a further five seconds.
5. Set the time.
That took me two weeks to figure out! (The guy didn't have a manual).

LOL

You're a fake!!!
hey, real no_one why don't you e-mail Ti-calc, and say there is a f****** impostor ?

g00d idea, but he already did.

check my fraud update on page 6.
The account for the fake no_one was deleted.

Sigggghhhh. Looks like "ac", that *ss hole, has an account anyway.

same with _no_one_2000_` *sigh*

both fake Kerms, too. *ssssiiighhhhh*

I think seriously we should develop an evil plan to GET them. We start with something simple as their IP, and then... when they least expect it... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! [rest of evil plan to come later]

And THEN we come up to their house... and we wait for them to walk outside and THAT'S when we JUMP ON THEM AND TIE THEM UP AND FORCE THEM TO WORK ON THE BARNEY TV SHOW OR ELSE... THEY DIE! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I thought the US was AGAINST cruel and unusual punishment! lol...

I like the old versions they have... I might try this one...

m3 t00!

*sigh* - chessmaster83 just isn't good enough :)
BTW i just released mathsoft 1.0 on CalcSoft.

Cool, I'll check it out :) Have you implemented everything yet?

I looked at the source, he still doesn't have the quiz thingy, but that's okay. :)

WAIT... you're a nerd FEMALE? AND GOT FIRST POST? WTF?!?!?!?!

I recall her posting to some other message board before ....

Oh, never seen her before.

A GIRL? ON TICALC? WHOA! (°_°)

Its not that amazing, there are girl geeks too, but they seem to be a small minority.

It's still AMAZING! (•_•) º°º°º°º°

Are you Japanese?
The emoticons are Japanese-style!
(^_^)!

EXACTLY! I go to JP Chatz sumthimes (^_^) (*_*) (X_X) (!_!) <- all ive sen used at least once!

Me? Japanese? Nope, just a plain old american person.

I learned Japanese at school last year.
I can comment on the weather!

Shiatoru no otenki wa samui desu. Soshite kumori desu!

heedoyee ammeh desu neh?
(It's tipping it down over here in the UK!)

ooo...weird romanization system...
we just use e for eh and pronounce it "ay"
(was ammeh "rain"? we spell it ame - *sigh* I wish I was typing in japanese characters right now :)

I take the actual translation goes...

Weather's good. Didn't get flooded today.

No... Dreadful rain, isn't it?

Boy, everyone here knows Japanese so well :)

except no_one.

And Soth.

Mind you I don't know my own native language so well either.

ah, so.

but...... you're from the UK. Don't we both speak English... oh duh, never mind (I'm so incompetant sometimes)

ENGRISH! YES! GOTO ENGRISH.COM!

Yes I'm from the UK. And as you can tell I do speak english - though sometimes somewhat poorly. No I am not English,
Scottish,
Or even Irish

I'm Welsh. And I can barely speak the language, and I can't really spell anything.

I've never understood people who go for Welsh language courses. Even the Welsh seem to be embarrassed by their own language!

There is absolutely nothing wrong with the Welsh language. I'm just useless at learning them. I don't actually know any welsh people who dislike the language.

I know two words in Welsh - Araf & Heddlu. ('Slow' and 'Police').

I know, great site

has anyone ever seen the adult engrish? out of curiosity (before clicking it) what is it?

Yes, it's just engrish with a little dodgier language... nothing pornographic though (as in pictures).

Oh, so other than the *gasp* SWEAR WORDS, it's okay?