This article is inaccurate. I only own an 89, the Champagne of Calculators... and it wasn't because I lost the 86. Never believe what you read.

;)

Maybe, you only think you own an 89, because of some random physcodellic experiment that altered your memory..... you never know ;-)

Or maybe none of this is real because we are all figments of some super-being's imagination, an imagination that likes to see a world blessed with calculators. Or maybe we philosophers are just stupid.

*gasps* How can you say that? (Slaps him around)

I'm sorry, it was wrong for me to do that... or was it?

That depends on what the superbeing thinks.

if there's a superbeing, I wonder if he manifests himself in what we think are common things... like dogs or pianos. this is getting rediculous.

If you like the superbeing idea, you should read the book "Sophie's World".

Maybe, after eating that Chilli, the calculator in there altered your mind :)

I was just going to say the same thing before I read that comment!!! :-)

Lets see....
2+3=Orange

Nope. I dont think it altered my mind. I've never felt better. ^_^

Champagne? I'ld say a really old merlot, the TI89Ti would be champagne.

the 89ti isn't out yet...

I may speak only for myself, but really old merlot will beat out champagne any day.

-W-

*feels like a loser for never having more than a sip of an alcholic beverage*

Your not alone, I'm sure 65% of the people here are High School Freshmen

(sigh)

None of you have been to college. God. It was a play on Miller High Life's motto "The Champagne of Beers."

This is sad. All of you make me sad. I am crestfallen.

No need to feel so down. I don't like beer, so I stay away from it. It is no big deal.

-W_

I dislike both. And I'm 16. :)

I haven't heard that ad for a while, how long ago did it come out?

underage drinkers annonemous!!!

*Ahem* I have been to college (minus the pastense, still there lol)

W31C0M3 70 MY W0R1D

whell atleast you dident lose your calculator (: or did you lose your 89?

No, I still have my 89. I might eBay it after I graduate, though... I'm trying to sell off most of my less important possessions so I can pay for graduate school.

So my question is: who here is rich and ignorant enough to pay a ridiculously exhorbitant sum for a HW1, AMS1.00 TI-89 that is, to my knowledge, the 47th one ever off the assembly line? ;)

Oh, and a certificate of authenticity written in crayon.

Well, I have $2.36 and a button. Is that good?

-W-

ill raise you 2 pop-tops

Up it a used stick of gum...

I'll give you all that, plus 128MB of DIMM ram out of a SparcStation 5, which you also could have.

Wait, I already have a HW2 TI89, why would I need an inferior one.... nevermind, I'll keep the sparcstation.

It is a collecter item. Calc #47, certificate. I will up it my PS2 usb keyboard with a "p" key that is hit-or-miss.

-W-

how about $50AU + postage

I already have one, but 2 TI89 HW1's are better than one.

If you eamil me with interest, I'll double the price

What's the conversion rate between AU and US? I suppose I could look it up myself... but $100AU sounds like a good price, I might sell you my HW2 89 and go buy a Titanium.

when you sell it contact us put it on e-bay and we will see who bids for it! autograph it too you could make some more money if you have fans (:

ill match their price and ill make you some chili...

umm... me beacuse i only have a TI-83+

Less important possessions? *feels sad*

Not me...but you should send it to me anyways for nothing (JK) :-).

the article gave me an idea tho, as soon as i get knolage in ASM i am makeing TI-83+ cow tipping, Mooo....

oh..oh...oh...Have crazy old mad Jenkins on the prowl with his buck shot and snooty, sophisticated, european cows with Mad Cow Disease!!!!!

lol, i need to learn ASM first, and even after that it could take me a while considering i have a short attation span, Ohh look shiney stuff.

Shiny stuff is good to eat. ^_^

Really, you only own an 89? You must have lost your 86 then, because, well, click on the link.

...or the Admin can edit the databases for anything. Can you *really* prove you own an 83+?

Yes... wait no, now i'm all confused. Wait! I could get a picture, I think... maybe i don't have one. Wait a minute, *runs magic 8 ball on 83+* yes, i definatly have one.