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Sam Heald Responds to 83+ Problems
Posted by Nick on 19 October 1999, 23:02 GMT

I got this email in my box today and I figured I would share it with everyone. It's from Sam Heald, creator of more assembly programs than you can shake a TI-89 at (I know, lamest comparison ever). I won't say anything to this because it pretty much speaks for itself. Enjoy.


As the instigator of the 83+ "boycott", I wish that you would please post my response as you have posted Ahmed's. I'm typing it now, so if there are any gross gramatical errors, please fix them. [I changed a few spelling/grammatical errors, but otherwise the original intent of the article was not changed in any way. -ed.]

The "Boycott" is over

Okay, as you all have now heard, I was planning to boycott the 83+ community. TCPA got themselves involved (rather complicatedly), and now the whole thing seems rather pointless. Ahmed, fed up with the TI scene as a whole, is taking a vacation, so to speak. Therefore, I'm dissolving the 83+ boycott before it starts. It has become obvious that the whole process will be more effort than the 83+ community is worth (in my opinion). I apologize to all those infuriated and all those sympathetic with my cause whom I have disappointed. I never did give a public account of my reasonings. Here is a small summary:

Why [were we] upset with [the] 83+ community?

The flames had gotten out of control after the Ztetris mishap. Admittedly, Ahmed made a huge mistake, but that is no excuse. I hadn't been mailbombed since my AOL days over 4 years ago! The magnitude of hatemail increased sharply. Then, as if the Ztetris release was some indication that I had entered the 83+ realm, I start receiving many many port requests.

Usually, they are complimentary. People like your game and want to play it, yes? Not these, these requests were more like demands as if my free time is their god-given right. Sorry - no. The newbie 83+ questions were also getting ridiculous. "What's ION? Where's ION? How do I use ION? How do I send XXXX to my calculator? I sent the .83p version and it doesn't work." These weren't as courteous, either. "I downloaded your program. You're a *censored* liar, because it doesn't work."

Frequently in the past, I received newbie email, requests, and criticisms, and never before has it bothered me. But the sheer magnitude and attitude of the 83+ community caused me to make an exception to my tolerance.

Why boycott?

My "boycott" was just a silly means to an end. I want merely to raise awareness in the TI community about the problem of programmer respect. I understand that the TI community is made mostly of "immature teenagers", so I don't expect much. But keeping that in mind, I realized that if I simply wrote a TI-Files editorial or a ticalc.org news article, nothing good would happen. The same morons who send me hatemail would reply to the articles and laugh (see the ticalc.org article about Mario 83). [You can find that here. -ed.]

By holding a temporary boycott (probably lasting 4-8 weeks from D-Day), the issue would be forced to the forefront. Many people appreciate my work, but they act not quite as vocally as the disrespectful ones, so they do not stand out. Those that do appreciate surely prefer my time and efforts to be placed elsewhere (Zelda), not wasting literally hours responding to the vocal garbage of idiots. Many people would dislike the policy, but with anger and tension comes the need for resolution. That's essentially the purpose of any boycott. Agitate the violators until the point of collapse. My intentions were not that sinister. If I was not going to end the boycott, why would I bother making the 83+ port work? I could have simply altered the header and recompile it. Ahmed liked the idea (he, too, suffered 83+ indecency, perhaps more than I), and he signed on.

Why I did choose this method?

  • People can't request ports if they've already been made.
  • 1/2 of 83+ owners send the wrong file anyway.
  • If the 83+ versions don't work, don't release them. Don't call it a boycott, call it "extended beta-testing."
  • The presence of exclusion is more emphatic and effective than mere absence. Out of sight, out of mind; so to speak.

I had some other reasons for this method (instead of a boycott), The fourth reason was the primary one. 1 through 3 were meant to agitate the 83+ [users]. With agitation comes awareness, then comes resolution.

My plan was simple:

  • Release 15-30 Void Productions to 83 ION on one day. The sheer magnitude will bring the topic to the surface. Never before had Ahmed or I ever used our "mini-monopoly" on 82/83 games for our own cause.
  • Exclude the source codes and .8xp versions (and tell why).
  • Include a screenshot of the 83+ version to prove that it works.
  • Post an article regarding respect in the TI community on a major TI site.
  • Wait. How long depended on the TI scene's reaction to the article. I would have been forced to wait at least a month just to show the severity of the problem and my own dedication to the cause (if I folded early, nothing would be resolved).
  • Once the time has come (depends on reaction to article/boycott), I release 20-30 ION games with the 83+ version and source code. I'm happy because my issue has been somewhat addressed, and the 83+ community is happy because they just tripled their game selection in one day. Ideally, everybody would win.

So, that's that. I hope the limited exposure that my "plan" received will have some effect on the respect given to authors. It seemed most "gamers" were extremely agitated with me, and most "programmers" were very sympathetic to the cause. So I guess for a "boycott" that wasn't, it was fairly successful.

Whether I'm going to release any ION versions of Void games to the public is, as of yet, undecided. I haven't made any of the conversions, yet, so it depends on whether or not I feel the effort to be worth the time. I would rather (as I'm sure most would agree) work on Zelda TI-8X. I might be releasing a new demo of that soon.

Sam Heald

 


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Re: Sam Heald Responds to 83+ Problems
Nick Disabato  Account Info
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If you scrolled all the way down here, huzzah! Here's a nugget of joy for all of you. This email was sent to Ahmed, and censored beyond belief (wordy dirds replaced with [BEEP].

----- Original Message -----
From: Good Programmer <email deleted for privacy>
To: <ahmed@ticalc.org>
Sent: Tuesday, October 19, 1999 10:55 PM
Subject: Please Read!!!

> Now listen up AHmed. I have a TI-83+ and I want some [BEEP] games NOW!! I
> am tired of your loser [BEEP] cry baby mail about boycotting. I have a good
> idea. How about just SHUT UP and get to work [BEEP]! I want every single
> game to be ported to the 83+ because I am just [BEEP] tired of seeing all
> the people with all the other calculators playing games. I am sick,
> disgusted, and just [BEEP] tired of playing the[BEEP] games that you ported.
> I want tetris fully functional, not some HALF-[BEEP][BEEP]. I also want the
> [BEEP] 2 player option to work, YOU HEAR? GO DO YOUR JOB AND PROGRAM GAMES
> FOR THE 83+. Thats right, get your lazy stinkin fat [BEEP] and get some [BEEP]
> done. If I dont see you pumping out programs for my calculator faster than
> I can turn my calc on, I will sign your e-mail to every single porno mailing
> list!
-----------------------------

To quote Tom Petty, "You don't know how it feels/to be me."

--BlueCalx

     20 October 1999, 22:58 GMT

Re: Re: Sam Heald Responds to 83+ Problems
raw33

Holy #$$@! What a dumb@$$!

     20 October 1999, 23:26 GMT

Re: Re: Re: Sam Heald Responds to 83+ Problems
ikecam  Account Info

I have a hard time believing that that was an actual email. It just seems TOO stupid to have been writen by a real person.

Just a thought.

     21 October 1999, 21:33 GMT


Re: Re: Re: Sam Heald Responds to 83+ Problems
Etec Account Info
(Web Page)

He really ment

Holy shit! what a dumbass!

     24 October 1999, 04:17 GMT

Re: Re: Thoughtless emails
AlienCow  Account Info
(Web Page)

cripe...

pretty nice of ya to take out that kid's email address... he deserves what he woulda got if you had left it in there.

i think everyone knows what it's like to do something for fun - and getting attn for it is even better! But having to put up with emails like this?! That stinks.

And that kid /literally/ suxbad :)

     20 October 1999, 23:29 GMT

Re: Re: Sam Heald Responds to 83+ Problems
Ryan Aycock  Account Info

Give me his email address. I'll make sure he never writes a letter like that again.

     21 October 1999, 02:27 GMT

Re: Re: Sam Heald Responds to 83+ Problems
meingts Account Info

Someone's asking for it. Now to fill in the [BEEP]s with the cuss words :)

     21 October 1999, 06:39 GMT

Re: Re: Sam Heald Responds to 83+ Problems
Vejita

I agree with Nick completely.

3rd time :)

-Vejita

     21 October 1999, 11:42 GMT


Re: Re: Sam Heald Responds to 83+ Problems
Absinthe  Account Info

What's with all the generalizations??? Not every 83+ user is a moron.

     21 October 1999, 20:42 GMT


Re: Re: Re: Sam Heald Responds to 83+ Problems
raw33

Just the flamers. Notice how Sam's article is generating a lot more commotion (>150 comments) vs. Ahmed's (about 50)?

     21 October 1999, 22:25 GMT

Come on
TI83andTI89Owner

I can successfully, and truthfully say, that I have read this entire page. ALL of you digust me. ALL of you. Even the programmers. I spent two hours of my time reading the same thing OVER AND OVER again. "Oh, no, programmers deserve respect." I don't doubt it. As a basic and assembly programmer myself, and owner of an original TI-83, I know what it is like. I've read all twenty-one or so chapters of my TI-89 manual, and I'm proud of it. There is only one other person in my school with a graph link, and he's a retard. He doesn't even know how to use the calculator (the 86). I volunteered to teach him everything, and introduce him to the TI Community, but he doesn't give a rat's dick. That disgusts me. I completely agree with the ethics and reasoning behind Sam's message, and I feel for him, and Ahmed. But this has to stop. Just let them complain. They don't have your address or anything. They won't kill you. It's okay. Just stop posting. With luck, this may be the first and only thing some people read.

     21 October 1999, 00:55 GMT


Re: Come on
Vejita

Close, i don't feel like revising to my exact feelings but close.

Don't go overboard about going overboard, or interest will be lost.


-Vejita

     21 October 1999, 11:45 GMT


Re: Re: Come on
Kaxman  Account Info

when to use your line again?

     22 October 1999, 22:31 GMT

Verbatim copy of E-Mail I received
Patrick Davidson  Account Info
(Web Page)

Subject:
Zcart problem!!!
Date:
Wed, 20 Oct 1999 18:19:46 -0700
From:
"Farmer Bob The Telephonophobic Alien From Planet X" <michael257257@yahoo.com>
To:
<pad@calc.org>




DON'T EXPECT ME TO DOWNLOAD
ANY MORE OF YOUR STUPID,
BUGGY GAMES.
YOUR GAME RESET THE MEMORY
ON MY CALCULATOR AND
ERASED ONE WEEK'S WORK OF
501 SPANISH VERBS ENTERED
INTO A TRANSLATOR PROGRAM.
IT TOOK HOURS TO ENTER!!! YOU
SHOULD BE DRAGGED INTO THE
STREET AND SHOT AND LEFT FOR
THE VULTURES TO DEVOUR
YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [space inserted to meet 40-char limit] !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

     21 October 1999, 03:37 GMT

Re: Verbatim copy of E-Mail I received
Vejita

He obviously doesn't want you to expect him to :) Don't worry, don't worry, i will take his place and download your next buggy version.


-vejita


Just keep it cool, guys.

     21 October 1999, 11:47 GMT

Re: E-Mail of received copy I Verbatim
AlienCow  Account Info
(Web Page)

I visited your webpage, so I assume this was a TI-86 game. What a dork. Eh, suits him for trying to cheat with that translator program. :)

Hmm.. I see a pattern forming here with these copied email flame thingys, too...

I always figured programmers got mean email, but actually seeing a couple examples suprised me.

     21 October 1999, 15:40 GMT


Re: Re: E-Mail of received copy I Verbatim
Patrick Davidson  Account Info
(Web Page)

Actually, it turns out that he was referring to the TI-83 Plus version.

I don't really a lot of E-Mail like this, but this isn't the first one. My web page does have a "flames" section that has copies of some of the flame mail I get. However, some of it I delete immediately, so what you see there is maybe 1/3 or 1/2 the total.

     21 October 1999, 20:59 GMT


Re: Re: Re: E-Mail of received copy I Verbatim
Sam Heald  Account Info
(Web Page)

Oh no...

If that's the case, I'm sorry Patrick. Are you sure he's referring to the 83+ version? I'm a little confused. If it was the 83+ version, then he somehow downloaded it over 5 hours before it was availible on ticalc.org (it was posted at 23:59 GMT, your message was sent 18:19 GMT). How did the problem occur?

     21 October 1999, 22:07 GMT


Another one...
Patrick Davidson  Account Info
(Web Page)

From: LB <00BURKR@oghs.noacsc.org>
To: ariwsi@juno.com
Date: Mon, 18 Oct 1999 13:35:40 -0500
Subject: z-cart 3D sucks

whats up Patrick Davidson (if thats your real name) your game sucks.
First of all, there is no 3D affect to it at all so why is it called 3D.
and every time when I'm kickin some ass, i die when I'm clearly not
touching the side boundary. One time I was 7 pixles away from the side
and I died.(bull shit) i don't know, I just think the game is a crock.
I hope some day when you are driving seven feet away from the burm of
the road and...............................GAME OVER.


Please write back so i can see if you actually got this


LB

     21 October 1999, 21:41 GMT


Re: Another one...
deuist Account Info

Did you ever write him back?

     22 October 1999, 01:55 GMT


Re: Re: Another one...
Patrick Davidson  Account Info
(Web Page)

I replied to the first one, but I don't plan to reply to the second one.

     22 October 1999, 02:39 GMT

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