Survey posted 2000-06-28 04:24 by Andy.

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okay. so ya want me to be truthful? well, I think probably I have to check the "Infrequently just to be funny" (or it's equal...). I /usually/ am very honest. but dang, sometimes you have to funniest replys. so anyway, I'm sorry for lying :-)

hey, can I post a free ad? if not, well, don't read this:
/my/ new site (Megahelp) is going to be including some nifty community effects. such as message boards, discussions (like surveys, only on going), FREE e-mail @megahelp.org. hopefully a chat room or two. and then of course programming support (we're not a major archive site like ticalc.org, Dimension-TI, or ti-files.org, we're here to help ya). and also a few internet programming languages. in the future, we'll have a bunch more stuff.

so it sounds pretty good eh? well, it /will be/. right now, all my staff is on vacation, so it isn't fully up yet. but thanks for the patience...

Steve
www.megahelp.org
(oh and the gfx are coming soon. Flash.)

oops. advertisements not allowed. anyway, I was going to post a ps, but I'm in enough trouble for one day...

At least yours didn't get deleted. One of my posts for the TI-GCC article was. I think it was because of my "second comment" boast. That's not fair. The guidelines only say that "first comment"s will get deleted.

Please don't eat the daisies!

(If you don't know what that means, watch the movie.)

I'm assuming that the name of this movie has nothing to do with the clip. but what movie? i like the quote though, I'm just not cogniscent of the title...

oh and I know you don't know me BlueCalx/NickD (isn't schitzophrenia awesome?). but I know you...infact, I watch you with my RemoteSat for my TI-86...(can you tell I've been to PsychoCorp?)

I'd like to atleast apologize for advertising, I had no idea...it just poped out at me after I was going to post my ps, my browser froze and oh well...sorry

Does this count?

I lie infrequently (olny for funny questions)

Then gain, I might be lying right now :)

Wait a minute. How could anyone choose "all the time"? If someone lies all the time, they would lie on this survey and choose "never." Maybe the "all the time" liars only lie some of the time and they chose to lie on this one, selecting "all the time" when they really only lie sometimes. That makes sense. Or does it?

You lost me there.

~Robert

Okay, I must admit that that was a very good point. Contradiction is quite amusing on my end! I personally have never lied on one of the surveys (I'm not going to go into the "honestly!" business...that always questions your true loyalty). But seriously...I haven't.

Matt H.

I just lie on dumb surveys.

Like "What is your gender?"....

ROTFL :) j/k

--BlueCalx

In your Bio, it should be spelled "unfazed" instead of "unphased."

That would be kind easy to figure out: You just have to see whether it's one or zero for girls.

Sucks, doesn't it? (Right Nick???)

Oops, I didn't know there already was such a survey. Then it's actually not funny enough any more to roll on the floor, in my opinion.

Hey!!! What are you saying here?

YES! FINALLY! someone believes me!!!

Laura, or should I say, "Larry"(see post at bottom) is a man!!

(He likes to cross-dress in public)

(<shudder> God, you should see him in scuba.. </shudder>)

Where's Ikecam when you need him? Where is Ikecam to turn this situation against you with one well crafted sentence. Oh Great Akira of HLC (hopelessly laughable crackhead) don't start the dissent (see a past survey).

Larry..er Laura yea that's it Laura

LOL I'm guessing you find them all dumb... :)

No, just most of them. God Nick sucks. :) J/k

Everything I say is a lie.

This sentence is false.

This sentence no verb.

for some reason, I find that very funny. "this sentance no verb", ha! oh my word, that is just to psychotic...

perhaps I'm stressed. maybe that's why...

I find it funny that you think it's _so_ funny. Seriously I can't stop laughing...

Haha. Thats funny, yet pointless, kind of like "Everything you know is wrong" by Weird Al Yankovic. Same with "This song's just six words long." Also by Weird Al Yankovic.

P.S. Guess who's music I like the best. :)

Either this whole sentence is wrong, or the earth is flat!

If the earth isn't flat then the whole sentence isn't wrong, thus the earth is flat.
If the earth is flat the sentence makes sense.

It is hereby proven that the earth is flat!

Either this whole sentence is wrong, or you are dumb.

All generalizations are false, including this one.