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Voyage 400 Leaked
Posted by Michael on 1 April 2003, 05:57 GMT

Update: Please note that this was a joke. Please do not contact Texas Instruments or any of their resellers asking about this product - it does not exist.


TI is developing a new calculator, the Voyage 400. Leaked specifications and photos from TI have been floating around since Saturday. It appears to follow the tacky case colors of the existing calculators, but what really matters is that it has a 256-color LCD! It also features a 66 MHz ARM processor (presumably with 68k emulation?), 16 MB of flash, and an IR port with a "teacher select" to disable for testing. The scheduled release date is in August. Unfortunately I don't think there is sound, but this definitely is a nerd's dream.

Update (Henrik): New information received from an anonymous source indicates that there is no sound output, but there is a link port that could possibly emulate sound output, like we have seen on other calcs. Further, there is an emulation layer so that Flash applications compiled for the Voyage 200 will be able to run unmodified. We will disclose further information as we get it.

Update (Michael): ph33r my 31337 9R@pHIC5 5kilL5!

Update: Again, please don't contact Texas Instruments regarding this non-existing calculator.

 


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Re: Voyage 400 Leaked
GeneralCYT  Account Info
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This really does have to be a joke, I mean this supposed "Voyage 400" is better than some PDAs out there. It seems ridiculous that TI would make such a quantum leap, especially within such a short time of introducing the still new Voyage 200.

     1 April 2003, 06:30 GMT

Re: Re: Voyage 400 Leaked
Michael Vincent  Account Info
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The estimated retail price of $299 certainly isn't better though :)

     1 April 2003, 06:37 GMT


Re: Re: Voyage 400 Leaked
slickshoes113  Account Info

I hope its true, that would be awesome. although i dont see why a color screen would be nesseccary for a calculator (besides games of course), and the voyage 200 was just released. I doubt its true but hope that it is

     1 April 2003, 06:40 GMT


Re: Re: Re: Voyage 400 Leaked
molybdenum  Account Info

I really should learn about time zones one day... (-:

     1 April 2003, 06:50 GMT


Re: Re: Re: Re: Voyage 400 Leaked
no_one_2000_  Account Info
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LOL :) Was it March 31 (your time) when you saw it?

     2 April 2003, 01:50 GMT


Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Voyage 400 Leaked
molybdenum  Account Info

yes, GMT - 8, west coast southern canada

     3 April 2003, 04:45 GMT

Re: Voyage 400 Leaked
DHC015 Account Info
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Hehehe, ticalc.org always has the BEST April fools jokes :) I love this day!

     1 April 2003, 07:11 GMT


Re: Re: Voyage 400 Leaked
Pedro Silva  Account Info
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The thong one was hilarious

     1 April 2003, 23:56 GMT


Re: Re: Re: Voyage 400 Leaked
no_one_2000_  Account Info
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It inspired me... you think girls would want to wear a thong of no_one?

     2 April 2003, 01:52 GMT


Re: Re: Re: Re: Voyage 400 Leaked
Geek_Productions Account Info

Noooo! (fizzle fizzle pop) MY EYES!!! I don't think anyone would want to wear someone's face on their butt. Unless it was someone you hated.....

     2 April 2003, 20:46 GMT


Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Voyage 400 Leaked
no_one_2000_  Account Info
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But chicks dig me! ;-)

     2 April 2003, 23:07 GMT


Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Voyage 400 Leaked
Geek_Productions Account Info

Oh fine, you win this one.

     3 April 2003, 23:02 GMT


Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Voyage 400 Leaked
no_one_2000_  Account Info
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Yeah, I am the one and only hot nerd :)

Now, if I only had the Voyage 400... they'd be all over me! (It'd probably get stolen like my TI-89 *cry*)

     4 April 2003, 23:25 GMT

Re: Voyage 400 Leaked
rmohr02 Account Info
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Kinda funny how many people don't immediately realize ticalc.org's April Fool's Day jokes. BTW, gentoo is switching to using RPMs (see link).

     1 April 2003, 07:46 GMT


Re: Re: Voyage 400 Leaked
molybdenum  Account Info

OMG! That one got me. Only now do I realize that it was a joke, I was thinking source RPMs...

     5 April 2003, 21:47 GMT

Re: Voyage 400 Leaked
Joe Pemberton  Account Info
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d00000d!!!! this r0x0r3s!!!!!!!! h311 y34!!! port FINAL FANTASY 10 TO THE CALC, YO!!!!
All kidding aside, this is a very nice april fools joke. Got me for a second, until I saw the date :)

     1 April 2003, 08:03 GMT


Re: Re: Voyage 400 Leaked
no_one_2000_  Account Info
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GEEZ! Look how many slashdot has!

z15 r0x0r5zZ!!!!!!!!!!!

     2 April 2003, 01:55 GMT

Re: Voyage 400 Leaked
Pooner278  Account Info

I doubt that TI would ever give that good of a calculator, I mean they barely give you a meg of flash ram in a $200 calculator, when I could buy a 128mb flash card for about 40 bucks.

Anyways, what other sites have some good April fools jokes?

     1 April 2003, 08:15 GMT


Re: Re: Voyage 400 Leaked
Michael O'Brien  Account Info

I got a 256 MB CF card for that price (40). BTW it is FLASH ROM. The data is still in the chip when a variable/prog etc is unarchived. It only gets erased during a grabage collect. How is this for an oxymoron EEPROM...only if you know what it means.

     1 April 2003, 22:45 GMT

Re: Voyage 400 Leaked
Boggy_B

This looks pretty fake to me. Sure it would be nice, but I doubt it. Also, today's date doesn't really make the story all that credible.

     1 April 2003, 15:25 GMT

Re: Voyage 400 Leaked
Oberassi  Account Info
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Ha Ha Ha1
That's a cheap april joke!
TI would never develope a calc with colors!

     1 April 2003, 15:29 GMT

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