Hm... so that affects 89s...

Where's lord_nightrose? Haven't seen him in a while...

Same here ... maybe depleateduranium caught up with him ...

YooHoo... Lord_nightrose...

:ClLCD
:InpSt("Enter Name: ",NAME
:ClLCD
:If NAME="lord_nightrose"
:Then
:Disp "Welcome Back!!!!!"
:Else
:Outpt(1,1,"343GuiltySpark Rules!!"
:Outpt(2,1,"<depleateduranium_bait>Down with chicken-eating werewolves!!</depleateduranium_bait>"
:End

Wow, you guys really missed me. Surprising.
Yes, this is really me. If you've ever looked at my old user acount, you'd notice my AIM name is the same as this account name.
Blah.

Where have you been? We've been looking all over for you!! (Even the bottom of the Grand Canyon!!)
Looks like you got yourself a new user account. Now we've got chickens, wolves and monkeys running loose around ticalc.org's discussion boards ... I know! Let's open up a zoo!! Who's with me?

BTW, do wolves eat monkeys? ;)

I sure hope so :-)

Did I mention I'm a were-monkey?

nope.

a three-headed weremonkey ?

Nope, just one head. If it were more than that, people would get suspicious.


awwooo... no wait

EEEK EEK EEK !!! EEEKK EEEEEEK EEEEEK EEK!!! lol

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hmmm... maybe you should paint the left side of your body black, the right side white, and the middle side brown. [[[Errr... "the middle side"... that doesn't sound right]]] That way people would think that you are actually three monkeys that stand really close together ! And you would still have the Demonic powers of a Three-Headed Were-Monkey !

Sounds like a Golden Daemon winner (the Daemon SLayer on the last page of the Dwarf Book)

Oh my! I've only got 1,000 Points!
Shame on me!

wow.

I have no idea what you are talking about :-)

bump

Come on, tell me what you were talking about !

Do you eat chickens?

ALL THE TIME... *chew, chew*


eeeeeeeeeek eek eeeeekkkeeekekeeeeekekeek!
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Ummm ... Chickendude? You've got two guys after you now: a werewolf and a weremonkey ... better start running sometim soon ...

pant...pant...pant... Out...pant... of breath...pant...

YAY! Hm... if lord_nightrose (currently monkeyforx) is a were-monkey, depleateduranium is a were-wolf, ChickenDude is a chicken, then what am I? I'm a no_one_2000_!

Then who's a were-chicken?

Don't know ... maybe they don't exist ...
Anyway, to contribute to the who's who,
Chivo is a weregoat
343GuiltySpark is a wereAI

can I be a olleke bolleke rebezolleke ?

Or maybe a were-olleke bolleke rebezolleke

Yay, you can post with your old account!

I'm with you! Can this be a petting zoo?

(For those who don't know, "chivo" significa "goat" en espańol)

Yay! No more chicken-eating werewolves!

Don't know ... depleateduranium is still hanging around here ... if we open up a zoo, you'll be even closer to him ... besides, who knows whether or not weremonkeys eat chickens or not?

yeah, let's put the chicken cage next to the wolves cage :-)

BAAAAWWWWWKKK!!!

Why not? Of course, the wolves might not like it. =P
But, hey, we could still pet the chickens and monkeys.

depleateduranium = Chickendude's dinner ... wait that doesn't sound right ...

If you pet someone really hard, can you kill him with it ?
Because that would be...nice


Here wolfy wolfy...

Let's try it ... *pet's wolf* Cool! The wolf just fell over and died!!

Let's try it ... *pets wolf* Cool! The wolf just fell over and died!!

Don't tempt me. ;=)

Here wolfy! Aww.. nice wolfy!

OUCH! YOU BIT MY HAND OFF! *takes out gun* BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOOM BOOM

Werewolf is dead.

*regenerates, and stares at the now empty smoking firearm, and the now frightened shooter*

no_one_2000: But how, what, ohoh

Wolf: I'm going to make this as slow and painful as possible ;=D

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no_one_2000: i am slain
wolf: heh, ;=) AOOoOOOOooOOouUUuUUUuUuuu

How DOES one shoot and kill no_one?

You just put him in the microwave at the highest power possible. That should take care of him.
Or if all else fails, you could also put him in the toaster.

I stuck my hand in the toaster once...

Why am I not suprised ? ;-)

Yeah, see? I am invinceble (spelled it wrong :P)
depleat: I just killed no_one
someoneelse: But, if you killed no_one, it means, you didn't kill anyone, so therefore, you can't kill me BWAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!@

wanna bet ? ;)

yes, that would be cool :-)

YAY!
depleateduranium = Chickendude's dinner!

Right here. Dammit. Stupid account verification no worky bad thing.

no_one_2000 and depleateduranium both know what I mean...

All the leaves are brown
All the leaves are brown
And the sky is grey
And the sky is grey
I've been for a walk
I've been for a walk
On a winter's day
On a winter's day
I'd be safe and warm
I'd be safe and warm
If I was in L.A.
If I was in L.A.
California dreaming
California dreaming
On such a winter's day

Stopped into a church
I passed along the way
Well, I got down on my knees
Got down on my knees
And I pretend to pray
I pretend to pray
You know the preacher likes the cold
Preacher likes the cold
He knows I'm gonna stay
Knows I'm gonna stay
California dreaming
California dreaming
On such a winter's day

All the leaves are brown
All the leaves are brown
And the sky is grey
And the sky is grey
I've been for a walk
I've been for a walk
On a winter's day
On a winter's day
If I didn't tell her
If I didn't tell her
I could leave today
I could leave today
California dreaming
California dreaming
On such a winter's day
California dreaming
On such a winter's day
California dreaming
On such a winter's day

God kill the America, just a bigg land filled with dumb mongels from all places of the world! Kill the capitalist movement and the plutocracy, long live Communism!

ERrRrRRrrrrrrrrrrrr EeeeRERRrrRRRrrrrr EerRrRRRrrrrrrr ;=' *shooves an M-16 up DasBoot's ass and pulls the trigger*

.........

, oooh messy,*walks over the smoking carcus* heh your shredded. Now to "educate" your family and friends. ;=) AOoOooOOOoOooOUUuUUUUUUUUu

Hmmm ... if THIS is the way depleateduranium gets his victims ... Chickendude, I suggest you start running and don't stop. Unless you want to end up like DasBoot ...

Heh, my first choice for a weapon would be a sniper rifle, followed close by a sidearm, and then a H&K sub of some caliber other then 9mm, but i made a special exception for DasBoot. ;=) *the now cleaned m-16 closes with a snap* Well that was fun... AOoOOoOoOOuuUuuuuuuuu

I wouldn't mind getting shot w/ a sniper! (*Puts on anti-sniper armor*)

If you knew anything about kevlar, you would know it can't stop hi-power projectiles. You be standing there sweating your ass off in 100 pounds of kevlar, *thump*, what was that, touch your chest and see blood on your hand, collapse and die....Or you'll just die right off. ;=) AOOOoOOouuUuUUuuu

Why shoot him in the chest? You could just shoot him in the head. Wouldn't just the shock from the bullet kill him even if it didn't penetrate (it would penetrate)?

At least in America you have the freedom to say moronic things like that.

DasBoot is swedish. heh ;=)

OBTW rainbowsixIII is in the making for xbox and eventually pc, it will use the unrealII engine,,,,news at www.roguespear.3dretreat.com

Oh my! You've blown my cover! Now everyone knows that I live in Skövde!

*At least someone is working against capitalism nowadays, give my appreciation to the Longbeard*

And what's so good about America? Where everyone hails the flag each day and dress themselves up in stars and stripes just to show their natonalism?

(I don't really like cccp, but capitalism is shitty and Americans are nuts in 99% of the cases)

The reason i'm so pissed is because you are disrespecting my country and way of life. I don't complain about my country nor do i say everything it does is right, but i sure as hell don't want to hear some swedish nobody bad mouth it. The entire reason for this flamewar is you, hence destroy you-problem solved.

"9/11 not forgotten"

;=) AOOOoOOOOoOOOoOUuuUUuUuUuuuu

?

let's lock this thread :-)

I'll agree to that, LOL. ;=D...hahaha...;=) AOOoOoOOOUUUuUuUuuu

for once, I agree w/ you :)

That's an improvement. *leans back and falls off chair, looks at all the replys to comments on this news item* hmmm interesting. ;=) AOOoOOOoOoOuuUuUuUuu

Oh my gosh, I've never seen this before!

that's why I said "for once"

What really pisses me off is that this new found "nationalism" came about simply because of 9/11.

I was patriotic ever since I learned that my dad was in the Navy (~1.5 years old).

It really pisses me off when people put American flags on everything; it's like saying, "I'm more American than you are. Look how patriotic I am, I have a flag on my car."

Another thing, capitalism sucks. If we had a socialist economy, it would be alot more stable. Thomas Jefferson himself said something to the effect that if conglomerates and corporations got large enough to have a large influence on the economy (by making single decisions) and had too much power in general, then the aristocrats would have won and the revolution would have been for nothing.

It seems his nightmare has been realized today. Those large corporations are also fascist by nature. There is very little movement from low to high positions within it. The executives create "policies" to keep the slaves (employees) in check with regard to promotions.

Sorry if I offended anyone, but these are my opinions and I had to vent.

You have that freedom in most countries, ya know
Not in Russia and some countries in eastern europe, but certainly not only in America

I'm a racist...

I hate the human race.

I also hate America. Not for what it stands for. Americas ideals are wondeful DREAMS, but that's all they are.

Americans are sick, sadistic, greedy, backstabbing bastards who wouldn't help out their fellow man if the world was coming to an end.

And I just *had* to be born here... *sigh*...

People can be sick, sadistic, greedy, backstabbing bastards anywhere you go. Just look as Dasboot ;=)

Please ecuse my english, my german's much better...

Who am I stabbing in the back? America is actually a country consisting mostly of the decendants of immigrating eurpoeans, the ones that fled, not the ones that stayed and took care of their land, and what have these immigrant families built up? A society with some people that has uncountable amounts of money, and many more that lives in povetry. The schools can differ greatly between areas and states. As the television channels here show, you get the picture that the American courts are relying on acting and emotion, where I come from any form of exaggerating emotion and leading questions, are strictly prohibited.
America is also very on the right(moderate) side of politics, whare the poor should get no help and the rich men just get richer and put it in their mattresses. Americans also tend to be unpleasantand very un-knowing of the world around them (i.e. how many americans know what the EU is?, or what their monetary dept. does?).

On the other hand, Sweden offers far too much help to weak people that doesn't will di the society any good, but are still able to, I'm absolutly not critisicing funds to handicapped people or people with mental disorders, they need the help, but the common loser that doesn't have any schooling and so on should be put in a work camp in Siberia. Another downside of Sweden is that you sometimes get called a racist if you just say the word of our favouruite chocolate thing we make at home, since the dawn of time, it's benn called "niggerballs", but now some feminist-equality-shitty people has started calling them chocolate balls.

America is just far too nationalistic and proud over appearantly nothing, that's my message to this world. You can actually go out in the streets and see how many people there are that are poor and homeless, compare this to Sweden, way different ratios...

Let the people share the Wealth equally, not putting it in some captalists money-bag, he's still not using it. Why don't you read The Iron Hell, so you see what AMERICA means.

U.S.A. #1 ;=)

Why? I ask.

We have the largest collection of gun happy people in the world. ;=) AOoOOOOooooOOUUUUUuuu

"heh heh firearms are cool heh heh"

No, I think Switzerland has a higher percentage of households with guns. Men 21 to 32 must serve in the armed forces and keep an assault rifle at home.

Ya, i read rainbowsix to, not to say thats where you got your info. I can own an a assualt rifle to(i got an ar-15 already), and make it full auto...but i won't cause full auto sucks. im only a sniper. ;=)

I agree to about 70%

which 70%?

that's a good question ;-)

ich habe deine hosen. sweet! i can speak german (ich bin ein blöd american and i probably used the wrong form of haben anyway!)

Poverty line is often defined as a percentage of median income, usually 50% or 60%. This causes poverty levels in the US to be inflated when compared to Europe. The median income for 1998 is about $39000, or 45000 euros (Source: US Census). The median income of Austria for comparison is 27000 euros (Source: www.statistik.at). I couldn't find information on Sweden, except for specific cities. Stockholm's median income is 21000 euros, which is below the poverty line of the US (Source: www.inforegio.cec.eu.int).

Why are you judging the courts by what you see on television?

Sure many Americans don't know much about the EU, but ignorance doesn't make them unpleasant. You don't seem to be very knowledgable about the US if you think that everyone dresses in patriotic colors all the time and that our courts are based on emotion.

i dont hate america but the rest was relatively on target


dont argue unless u want to be bitten

Do you haev rabies? (I want to know if I'll get rabies if I argue w/ you)

AYE!!!!
Let's hear it for MISANTHROPIA!!

what the heck?

For What It's Worth

There's something happening here
What it is ain't exactly clear
There's a man with a gun over there
Telling me I got to beware

I think it's time we stop, children, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down

There's battle lines being drawn
Nobody's right if everybody's wrong
Young people speaking their minds
Getting so much resistance from behind

I think it's time we stop, hey, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down

What a field-day for the heat
A thousand people in the street
Singing songs and carrying signs
Mostly say, hooray for our side

It's time we stop, hey, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down

Paranoia strikes deep
Into your life it will creep
It starts when you're always afraid
You step out of line, the man come and take you away

We better stop, hey, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down
Stop, hey, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down
Stop, now, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down
Stop, children, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down

damn good song.

Yes it is. ;=) AoOoOOUUuUUuUUuu

I got a song!

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain,
I take a look at my wife, and realize, she's very plain
but that's just perfect for an Amish like me,
you know I shun fancy things like Electricity!
At 4:30 in the morning I'm milking cows
jebediah feeds the chickens (ChickenDude) and Jacob plows, fool
and I've been milking and plowing so long that even ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, i'm into discipline,
got a bible in my hand, and a beard on my chin
but if I finish all of my chores, and you've finished thine,
then tonight, we're gonna party like it's 1699.

We've been spending most our lives
living in an Amish paradise.
I've churned butter once or twice
living in an Amish paradise.
it's hard work and sacrifice
living in an Amish paradise.
we sell quilts at discount price
living in an Amish paradise.

A local boy kicked me in the butt last week,
I just smiled at him, and I turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact, I wish him well,
'cause I'll be laughing my head off, when he's burning in hello :)
I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it,
and Amish with a 'tude, you know that's unheard of
I never wear buttons, but I got a cool hat, and my hommies agree, I really look good in black, fool
If you come to visit, you'd be bored to tears,
we haven't even paid the phonebill in 300 years,
but we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare,
we're just technologically impaired.

There's no phone, not light, no motorcar, not a single luxury.
Like Robinson Carusoe, it's as Primitive as can be.

We've been spending most our lives
living in an Amish paradise.
We're just plain and simple guys
living in an Amish paradise.
There's no time for sin and vice
living in an Amish paradise.
We don't fight, we all play nice
living in an Amish paradise.

Hitchin' up the buggy, churning lots of butter
raised a barn on monday, soon I'll raise another.
Think you're really righteous, think you're pure in heart,
well, I know, I'm a 1,000,000 times as humble as thou art.
I'm the pious guy the Amletts wanna be like,
on my knees day and knight, scoring points for the afterlife.
So don't be vain, and don't be whiny,
or else my brother, might have to get medieval on your hinie.

We've been spending most our lives
living in an Amish paradise.
We're all crazy mennanites
living in an Amish paradise.
There's no cops or traffic lights
living in an Amish paradise.
But, you'd probably think it bites
living in an Amish paradise.

Heh funny song. Reminds me of a hilarious episode of dexter's labrotary. ;=)

Hm... I saw Dexter's Laboratory once too. They kept drinking coffee...

Buffalo Springfield!

yeppers ;=)

that's so weird... I heard that song about 12 hours after I saw that posted here... I've never heard of it before that.

Yeah, I got your e-mail and IM.

3.14

Wow, you are dangling on a long thread. ;=)


....heh Ding Chavez asked me to return to the forum to do some damage, ya i get an A for effort.


now for the presant faces of me:

;=X = really pissed, see the teeth

;=' = i'm about to waste your ass

;=D = oooh i taste your fear, yum yum

;=) = when im feeling good, usually right before a howl