go buy me a TI93 plus

A TI-93+? Only heard of the TI-83+ and TI-92+ before, never heard of a TI-93+.

A 93+ is a smaller 92+ about the size of an 83!

"If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place."
-sign at an optometrist's office-

Really? I want one then! Let's all go over to TI and buy TI-93+'s!!!!

I will be friendly to you and assume that you were not serious in believing these fallacious lies.

By the way, I used the would fallacious because it sounds funny.

<sarcasm> <-- sarcasm tag for the sarcasm-impaired -->
You mean the TI-93+ doesn't exist???!!!
WAAAAAAAAAAAA! *sob* *sniffle*
How could there not be a TI-93+??
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *sob*
</sarcasm>

Ok, good.

indubitably- without a doubt (is a fun word to say)

I've never spelled that word right.

You just did spell "that word right". Man these hypocrites. they should have a name for someone who is not a hypocrite (maybe "unhypocrite?"), because I would be one of them.

What about: No_one_2000s!
Let's see how off topic we can get!!!
watermelon

pineapple

I actually made a program for QBASIC called PineApple.
The intro screen drew a picture of a banjo-playing pineapple, then said:
Apple...
PineApple...
Private Eye

I made a javascript program that shows bin laden's beard getting shaved off.

I'M SORRY! PLEASE, PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE FORGIVE ME!!!!!!!!! WWAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WAAAAAAA!!!!! *no_one_2000_ cries too* Wait... I thought there was one... what about a TI-95? *sob*

Wait ... a TI-95? I want one of those!!!!!!!!!!!!! If I can't have a TI-93+, I want a TI-95!!!!!! How much do they cost? Where can I get them? Can I get them right now?

TI-95
not available in stores
for only three low payments of $99.99 you can get a TI-95
sorry, no CODs; check and money order only
Call:
1-888-555-1234
or
Send to:
TI-95 order
1234 abc lane
PO BOX 1234567890
Tallahassee, Germany 23456
(This is not a Quack, so don't worry about quackery)

what ooooo?

*whips out checkbook, pen, piece of paper, envelope, stamps*
*Writes*

To whom it may concern:
I would like to order 10 TI-95s. Enclosed please find a check $999.99. Please send them to
321 CBA ENAL
PO BOX 0987654321
Tallahassee, Florida 65432

Sincerely,
343GuiltySpark

*Seals envelope and sticks on a roll of stamps*
I can hardly wait until I get my brand-new TI-95s!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your money and request have been recieved.
10 TI-95s are being sent to:
321 CBA ENAL
PO BOX 0987654321
Tallahassee, Florida 65432

Expect five to seven business days before you recieve your package.

Better idea: go around and sell TI-93 Pluses, then when TI tries to sell them, sue them for alleged trademark violations. :-)

YOU CAN'T SELL MY TI-93 PLUSES!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!