New Millennium Not Y2K Compliant
Posted by Nathan on 1 January 2000, 01:00 GMT
Sources at the U.S. Naval Observatory, the official time keepers for the United States of America, were perplexed to see that there was no roll over to the 21st century or the third millennium at 00:00:00 GMT. Insiders speculate that the new millennium was not Y2K compliant. Official statements have not been issued yet, but our sources are confident they can have the problem solved within a year: in time to roll over the century and millennium with 2001. Okay, you have all heard about Y2K and the millennium. But maybe some of you don't know why people are saying the new millennium doesn't start until 2001. The year-numbering system the Julian and Gregorian calendars use was invented in A.D. 562 by a Roman monk named Dennis the Short. Now, he obviously didn't have too much going for him as he couldn't come up with a better nickname than "the Short." He decided that, since Luke 3:1 from the Bible stated "Now in the fifteenth year of the reign of Tiberius Caesar,...the word of God came onto John the son of Zacharias [John the Baptist, who announced the coming of Jesus], and Jesus himself began to be about thirty years of age." He knew when the fifteenth year of the reign of Tiberius (an old Roman emperor) was, so he decided that that year was anno Domini 30. That's also why some people complain that the year A.D. 2000 should have been around A.D. 1997 or so. There are now two reasons that there is no year A.D. 0. The first is logical: if Jesus was born, that is the first year of our Lord or A.D. 1. The year before that was, of course, 1 B.C. The other reason is quite simply common sense: Dennis the Short was a Roman monk, and the Romans had no numeral zero, neither much of a concept of zero at all. So our friend Dennis could not have started at A.D. 0 because for him it could never have existed. The staff of ticalc.org wishes you a safe and happy new year! :) Update (Nick): Here's my explanation for exactly why the millennium doesn't start until 2001. Think back to kindergarden, when you were taught to count numbers. What number did you start with? 1.. 2.. 3.. 4.. and so on. You started with 1. Therefore, it's logical to assume the new millennium starts on 2001 as well. Another way of thinking of it: The Julian calendar was invented by the Romans. As a result, Roman numerals were used to name years for a very long time (they still are in many cases, movies and TV shows instantly come to mind). What's the Roman numeral for zero?
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Re: New Millennium Not Y2K Compliant
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DWedit
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If that guy (whatzhisname... oh! JESUS) was born at age 1, then the first year would be 1 AD.
NOW WHO THE HELL IS BORN AT AGE 1?
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1 January 2000, 02:29 GMT
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Re: Re: New Millennium Not Y2K Compliant
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Chris Remo
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I hope my post doesn't go away (not that I care that much), but WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!
Please THINK about things before you post them.
Look, Jesus wasn't born at age 1. He was born at age 0. That was his FIRST YEAR OF LIVING. Hence 1 AD. When you are, say, 18 years old, you are in your 19th year of living, not your 18th. You've already completed 18 years, and are working on your 19th. Jesus, at birth, had already completed 0 years of living (obviously) and was in his 1st.
My post was probably out of line, but you people arguing against the facts need to take some time and logically reason this stuff out...
-chris
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1 January 2000, 07:26 GMT
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CrazyBillyO
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I was born at age 2 1/2. Go figure.
The millenium doesn't start with 2000, it's 2001, and whoever says otherwise is just... well... WRONG. We started with one, we begin again with 1. Simple as that.
WHAT'S THAT GUY'S NAME? How can you say that about our Lord and savior, the one who DIED FOR YOU? People need to get their priorities straight...
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1 January 2000, 03:14 GMT
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ColdFusion
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That's only the approximate age of this 4 Dimensional space-time Universe. Several physicists believe that this universe is merely the result of the breakdown of a 10 dimensional universe, which existed for who knows how long before that. The quantum leap from the unstable 10 dimensional universe to the current 4 dimensional space-time universe created by the "curling up" of the other 6 dimensions each into a dimension roughly the size of Planck's constant (a _VERY_ small number) cm's big caused the Big Bang which brought about our known universe. Most of the physicists who believe in this theory are String Theory supporters. String Theory is currently held as the best chance at a grand unified theory of the universe which would combine the mathematics of the 4 forces-- the Strong force, the Weak force, the Electromagnetic force, and gravity-- into one theory. Current theories are only capable of combining the mathematics of the first three forces above. Einstein, who developed the theories of Relativity, died in the midst of his quest for this "Grand Unified Theory".
Still other physicists think that is just one of many created by a "bubbling" of universes. I am not currently informed on anything other than the fact that this theory exists.
And one last thing: Time is relative. Relative to whoever decides to define certain words to represent certain distances in "Time" such as seconds, minutes, hours, days, months, and years.
The Chinese do have the same definitions, but a different calendar... they were/are not celebrating a new millenium OR millennium this year, or next. I have not a clue what year it is by the Chinese calendar though. I believe somewhere around 5600 or something like that. (hopefully I am not making a fool of myself on the Chinese thing; I do not claim to be in any way especially learned in Chinese practices)
And most all these definitions are relative to the movement of THIS planet around the sun. A year on Mars is a different length than a year on Earth. If creatures lived on Mars, they wouldn't be celebrating the true Mars millennium(which is NEXT year, if you go by our relative definitions of time and the A.D./B.C. dating system).
Mars's millenium would occur after 2000 Mars years, by the definition of the year of the inhabitants of Mars. Inhabitants of Mars (if there were/are any) might not even consider the year to be the length of time it takes for one complete revolution around the sun. They might think of that as a Pengilud... if they used the English Alphabet... which they almost certainly wouldn't.
So you see people, us humans are not easily capable of understanding that there are things OUTSIDE of human definition, and that what one thing is to a human might not be to something else. This is mostly due to the fact that our interaction has been limited to humans... and other animals which are [mostly] unable to communicate with us. Maybe if we could just figure out how to stabilize a wormhole as a means of traveling through space-time...
"One man's junk is another man's treasure. [One man's year is another creature's day]"
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2 January 2000, 05:11 GMT
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