New Millennium Not Y2K Compliant
Posted by Nathan on 1 January 2000, 01:00 GMT
Sources at the U.S. Naval Observatory, the official time keepers for the United States of America, were perplexed to see that there was no roll over to the 21st century or the third millennium at 00:00:00 GMT. Insiders speculate that the new millennium was not Y2K compliant. Official statements have not been issued yet, but our sources are confident they can have the problem solved within a year: in time to roll over the century and millennium with 2001. Okay, you have all heard about Y2K and the millennium. But maybe some of you don't know why people are saying the new millennium doesn't start until 2001. The year-numbering system the Julian and Gregorian calendars use was invented in A.D. 562 by a Roman monk named Dennis the Short. Now, he obviously didn't have too much going for him as he couldn't come up with a better nickname than "the Short." He decided that, since Luke 3:1 from the Bible stated "Now in the fifteenth year of the reign of Tiberius Caesar,...the word of God came onto John the son of Zacharias [John the Baptist, who announced the coming of Jesus], and Jesus himself began to be about thirty years of age." He knew when the fifteenth year of the reign of Tiberius (an old Roman emperor) was, so he decided that that year was anno Domini 30. That's also why some people complain that the year A.D. 2000 should have been around A.D. 1997 or so. There are now two reasons that there is no year A.D. 0. The first is logical: if Jesus was born, that is the first year of our Lord or A.D. 1. The year before that was, of course, 1 B.C. The other reason is quite simply common sense: Dennis the Short was a Roman monk, and the Romans had no numeral zero, neither much of a concept of zero at all. So our friend Dennis could not have started at A.D. 0 because for him it could never have existed. The staff of ticalc.org wishes you a safe and happy new year! :) Update (Nick): Here's my explanation for exactly why the millennium doesn't start until 2001. Think back to kindergarden, when you were taught to count numbers. What number did you start with? 1.. 2.. 3.. 4.. and so on. You started with 1. Therefore, it's logical to assume the new millennium starts on 2001 as well. Another way of thinking of it: The Julian calendar was invented by the Romans. As a result, Roman numerals were used to name years for a very long time (they still are in many cases, movies and TV shows instantly come to mind). What's the Roman numeral for zero?
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Re: New Millennium Not Y2K Compliant
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Binky
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First comment, millennium started in AD0. so this is the millennium, not 2001, like some of you believe.
-Sherman
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1 January 2000, 01:23 GMT
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KAKE
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you bring up and interesting point in that for many people around the world, this is /not/ the year 2000. actually, to me, it's year number 18. whoever sees this as their year 2000 must be reported to the white lab coat people immediatly, or, if in the immediate family, beaten roundly with a big carboard thing wide paper comes on. well, that lost it's punch. but still.
2K is /not/ important. obviously. it's no more important than 9<D*2>. or 49<*2>. or any other year i remember. in fact, 2K is going to suck in my opinion in that it /is/ the year 2K, and 2K has always sucked. <i don't like it, it doesn't work out well in hex>
so enough. it is late or early. see? no difference, no matter. so i will cease this pointless <clickity clickity> and go off to some place of more interest.
`nacht
-KAKE
IP "human life concluded on a single rainy afternoon..."
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1 January 2000, 12:19 GMT
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Re: Re: New Millennium Not Y2K Compliant
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tiprym
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You're a dumbass.
First off, In the year 1AD(the start of the AD era), no one had a number zero. If no zero existed, how could the AD timeline start on 0 AD?
Second off, 0 is not a positive number, you little crack-smoking fudge packer. 0 is in the middle, neither positive or negative(except in C++ where it is a positive number but that was a glitch). So AD started with 1 and 0 was zero zero.
Third, THIS IS THE STORY OF HOW EVERYONE GOT F*CKED UP IN THE HEAD:
One day, some dumbass with a major popularity desire decided to announce a Y2K bug.
The next day, panic ensues as members of a corrupt capitalist society profit by devising computer "patches" to make some cash.
One day somewhere within a few weeks, someone calls the "glitch" the Millenium Bug, and this causes millions upon millions to follow their half-assed idiot reasoning.
Thus, everyone believed the millenium started yesterday.
Fourth off, in the massive nation of China, you are age 1 when you are born. Now I know this will screw up your heads, but it's absolutely true.
Fifth off, he doesn't give a damn about you (points at Bad Ass Billy Gunn), he doesn't give a damn about you(points at Road Dogg Jesse James), and I don't think anybody gives a damn about you(points at Binky!
Sixth off, I have a message from the Godfather. he wants you in the back room with the other hoes.
I think that about sums it up ;0
Until I get pissed off again,
-TI-Prime High-Level Infiltration Unit Number 187
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2 January 2000, 21:05 GMT
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