ticalc.org Completes IPO
Posted by Michael on 1 April 2004, 00:50 GMT
As many of you know, it costs quite a bit of money to run a website with the astounding level of traffic that we receive. In order to raise enough funds to cover next year's bandwidth expenses, we are pleased (actually, overwhelmingly excited) to announce that ticalc.org has just completed its initial public offering of stock.
We are now traded as a nonprofit corporation on the electronic communications network Archipelago. This allows for 24-hour, real time trades under the ticker symbol CALCS. Our initial public float was 1,000,000 shares at a par value of $0.25 each.
Because of unexpected demand, as of the time of this writing, we expect Isaac to place first in the list of the world's wealthiest people, with a net worth of $76 billion. Magnus is second with a current worth of $43 billion. We have created a stock ticker (quotes delayed 15 minutes) with the current ticalc.org price:
CALCS: $
We thank all of you for investing in us, and hope to continue to serve the community for many more years now!
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akadajet
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I don't come here much anymore, but I just knew there would be an April Fools joke today. Interesting one this year.
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1 April 2004, 17:21 GMT
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AndySoft
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I know this was a joke. My friend (who claims he's more into this stuff than I am, whatever) said he saw it last night but didn't think it was a joke. Something about not reading the entire article... ;)
Anyway, if you DO go public, I'd buy some shares. :D
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1 April 2004, 17:27 GMT
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qbman
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This is good...
When I first read it, I thought that non-profit organizations couldn't be in the stock market. Maybe my lack of knowledge of this kind of stuff.
Well anyway, my second though was "Good. There's at least one site I don't have to worry about dissappearing."
Since the jokes about money. Then Ticalc.org apparantly has no money problems, so the second thought still applies.
When I first read it though, my first instinct was that something weird was going on with it. My lack of knowledge probably prevented me from thinking it was more or less real. Isn't ignorance wonderful?
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1 April 2004, 18:31 GMT
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chemoautotroph
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Nice april fools. Seriously though, you should do that.
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1 April 2004, 18:40 GMT
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JcN
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Hmmmmm...
I'll bet this news article is an April Fools joke (it may turn red soon). If it's not, then congratulations.
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1 April 2004, 22:27 GMT
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