Survey posted 2007-04-01 02:06 by Michael.

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On second thought, if this is serious, then they can be put into those programs that people upload when there's already a "gazillion" of them already here...

Oh! They've finally found a use for those BASIC programs! :P I think it would be kind of funny, not being affected by the ads myself if they were implemented. :)

NEEDS MOAR ADS

Oh, har har very funny. If you examine the post date, you'll notice you've been had.

P.S. All supervillains, evil masterminds, evil geniuses, etc: I now have the access codes to U.G.F.aE. (United Goodness Forces against Evil)headquarters. Supervillains willing to purchase, please post a reply...

I'm not a supervillain (yet...), but you can never be too prepared.

Oh, don't worry. I also have the access codes to F.E.A.R (FEderation of Amalgamated Rogues) HQ, saleable to any hero who might come along.

Why do the "bad guys" always have the much cooler acronym?

Because the good guys created the name, then the acronym, while the bad guys created the acronym, then the name.

I am compiling profiles on these superheroes+supervillains, and have just finished gathering information on the head of F.E.A.R., Madame Sarcasmo. More info soon!

Correction: Madame Sarcasta.

None better then Super Hero's In Training.

That's only for if the get yelled at by super-drill sargeants.

...well? Doesn't ANYONE want to purchase those access codes?

List prices and show proof of availability, and functionality. Video is acceptable.

The codes aren't actually codes, but Reality Engine (tm) -based devices that delve into the fabric of reality and rewrite doors to be open, alarm systems to be off, etc.

F.E.A.R. HQ: $50000 (villains cost extra)

U.G.F.aE. Base: $10000

ticalc.org Server Building: $1.00

Do you accept MasterCard? ; )

Also, if you ARE planning on purchasing one, I should warn you that there are some hazards even a Reality Engine (tm) can't rewrite.

No need. I'd just rewrite the money out of your bank account and into mine. |-] Reality Engine (tm) rules!

Hmmmm... I guess I priced them a bit high.

I think this is the first time I've lied on a survey... but only because I'm aware of the date.

Oh GOSH serves me right for being too sick to think straight on April first. XD Second year in a ROW 've been a totally pwned FOOL.

Mr. T pities j00...

I understand that TIcalc needs some revenue, but implementing them in my hard-worked projects is unacceptable. I would rather see a full page of ads then see one on my calc screen when I beat Mario :(

Omg: I know they need more mony but now here they come dumping ads in our programs. This is totally unacceptable: way to much time and effort has been put into these programs to see them ruined by adds

I'd prefer one after I won than each time I killed a Goomba.

NOOOOO!!!!!!

I've spent 3/4 of my sleeping time in the past week building a version of Linux to work with TI-BASIC (don't laugh, man, I'm grounded from comp *checks to see if mom is awake and hearing self type* so I can't ASM right now... And they go and do something like this! I would prefer banner to having adverts in my programs! Sure, some of those dumb BASIC progs that no one uses, that's alright, but in ones that are actually good for something besides adverts? NEVER! You try to port a version of Linux and all its modules to TI-BASIC! I finally finish writing kernel 1.0.1 and then this happens! Give us flash banners galore, but do not mess with our programs! (On a side note, it's not that bad if they would tell us where in the prog they are placed... so we can manually remove them...)

Otherwise, I say live and let live. If it's necessary, then do it, but by God do not go as far as messing with our programs before trying to implement banner ads!

Oh... April Fools... shut up you n00bs I haven't had any coffee, jolt, or sleep in like 27 hours omg!