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Choice	Votes		Percent
None, I'll wait until the stock splits	6	3.3%
None, I don't have any money	32	17.7%
None, I don't invest in the stock market	11	6.1%
None, I want Magnus to become obscenely rich	21	11.6%
None, I'm saving up for a new calculator	22	12.2%
None, I don't want people to think I'm a nerd	6	3.3%
All the shares...ticalc.org will be mine	83	45.9%

Survey posted 2004-04-01 02:01 by Jon.

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Re: How many shares of ticalc.org stock will you buy?
chemoautotroph (Web Page)
I think instead I'll go back in time and buy Texas Instruments.
Reply to this comment	1 April 2004, 18:41 GMT

Re: Re: How many shares of ticalc.org stock will you buy?
mirra (Web Page)
Duh.....this is an April Fools day joke
Reply to this comment	1 April 2004, 22:57 GMT

Re: Re: Re: How many shares of ticalc.org stock will you buy?
no_one_2000_ (Web Page)
I'm sure he knows... ;-)
Reply to this comment	1 April 2004, 23:28 GMT

Re: How many shares of ticalc.org stock will you buy?
no_one_2000_ (Web Page)
I am very disappointed in those who voted "None, I don't want people to think I'm a nerd." If you're not a nerd, what are you doing here? LOL
Reply to this comment	1 April 2004, 23:25 GMT

Re: Re: How many shares of ticalc.org stock will you buy?
TrumpetMan258
Good point! I don't know what to vote, because this is an April Fools joke. Maybe I'll just close my eyes and point to one. :-) -TrumpetMan
Reply to this comment	2 April 2004, 00:51 GMT

Re: Re: How many shares of ticalc.org stock will you buy?
jrock7286 (Web Page)
Ummm...they don't even give you a CHOICE to buy only some of the shares...Although as it stands right now, 58 people are currently ALL going to buy them all...there'll probably be quite a dispute over who has to take the 83+ Math section...NOT IT! ;) - "Self," I said. - "Yes?" I replied. - "Let's go do something fun," I declared. - Jake
Reply to this comment	3 April 2004, 02:51 GMT

Re: Re: Re: How many shares of ticalc.org stock will you buy?
no_one_2000_ (Web Page)
Aww darn... I got left with the TI-83+ BASIC. I should have said "Not it!" faster. That's the last time I'll participate in the stock market. :'(
Reply to this comment	3 April 2004, 04:08 GMT

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burntfuse
Maybe it means that they're nerds, but don't want people to think that they're nerds. Traitors!!!
Reply to this comment	3 April 2004, 15:02 GMT

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ti_guy
(bacground changes to monochrome) Maybe the answer is so mysterious and complex that it can only be found in ~The Twilight Zone~ (that music starts playing).
Reply to this comment	3 April 2004, 17:08 GMT

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ti_is_good_++
>>If you're not a nerd, what are you doing here? LOL Personally, market research.
Reply to this comment	29 July 2004, 17:13 GMT

Re: How many shares of ticalc.org stock will you buy?
cloudofstrife
Nice joke. I really fell for it. I didn't buy any shares, though. I feel like making a really horrible and slightly inappropriate advertisement for my new game, Stocks2 for V200 and TI-92+. Completely unrealistic (you can make quadrillions of dollars within about 20 minutes), but lots of fun.
Reply to this comment	2 April 2004, 01:03 GMT

Re: How many shares of ticalc.org stock will you buy?
mike White (Web Page)
i looked over all the other april fools articals and they almost always have to do with money, oh well. good joke!!
Reply to this comment	2 April 2004, 01:35 GMT

Re: How many shares of ticalc.org stock will you buy?
anykey (Web Page)
What's with the "don't want to look like a nerd" option? What's wrong with being a nerd? HUH?
Reply to this comment	2 April 2004, 03:27 GMT

Re: Re: How many shares of ticalc.org stock will you buy?
no_one_2000_ (Web Page)
My thoughts exactly.
Reply to this comment	3 April 2004, 04:14 GMT

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burntfuse
Yeah...you should be proud of your nerdiness!!! Not just anyone can write good calc games!!!
Reply to this comment	3 April 2004, 15:04 GMT

Why X can equal 5, but only if you use the -> button.
ti_guy
Yea, and then when you get rich of the stock, people won't say nething about your nerdiness in public! And about my subject, does anyone remember the ascii code for that arrow? I found it once but now I forgot.
Reply to this comment	3 April 2004, 17:12 GMT

Re: How many shares of ticalc.org stock will you buy?
Tzazak
What's with the "I don't have any money" option? Just 'go back in time' and make a lot of it. If you don't have a lot of money, you should be buying stock.
Reply to this comment	2 April 2004, 16:12 GMT

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