TI-H: Re: Fw: Ponder These

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TI-H: Re: Fw: Ponder These


>> How come you press harder on a remote-control when you know the
>>  battery is dead?
>>
>>  Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
>>
>>  You know how most packages say "Open here"...
>>  What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
>>
>>  Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
>>
>>  Why do people without a watch look at their wrist when you ask them
>>  what time it is?
>>  Why do you ask someone without a watch what time it is?
>>
>>  Why is it that the guy who comes up behind you while you're waiting for
>>  an elevator and presses the already lit "up" button--as though he
>somehow
>>  has magical powers that you didn't when you pressed it the first time?
>>
>>  Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they
>>  already know you don't have?
>>
>>  Does the reverse side also have a reverse side?
>>
>>  Why is the alphabet in that order?
>>
>>  If you got into a taxi and he started driving backwards, would the taxi
>>  driver end up owing you money?
>>
>>
>>  What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way.
>>
>>  Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
>>
>>  Do fish get cramps after eating?
>>
>>  How come abbreviated is such a long word?
>>
>>  Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
>>
>>  If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold
>>  tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
>>
>>  Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge
>of
>>  everything outdoors?
>>
>>  How do "Keep off the grass" signs get where they are?
>>
>>  Why is there only one Monopolies commission?
>>
>>  Why do ballet dancers always dance on their toes?
>>  Wouldn't it be easier to just hire taller dancers?
>>
>>  Why do scientists call it "re"search when looking for something new?