TI-H: Re: food for thought

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TI-H: Re: food for thought


>>  A bus station is where a bus stops.  A train station is where a
>>  train stops.  On my desk I have a work station...
>>
>>  I must always remember that I'm unique, just like everyone else.
>>
>>  Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
>>
>>  If FED-EX and UPS were to merge, would they call it FED UP?
>>
>>  Does fuzzy logic tickle?
>>
>>  I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
>>
>>  I don't have a solution, but I admire your problem.
>>
>>  How much deeper would the oceans be without sponges?
>>
>>  If a tin whistle is made out of tin (and it is), then what exactly
>>  is a fog horn made out of?
>>
>>  If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up
>>  with, "Quit while you're ahead"?!
>>
>>  If vegetable oil comes from vegetables, where does baby oil come
>>  from?
>>
>>  Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?
>>
>>  I believe the only time the world beats a path to my door is when
>>  I'm in the bathroom.
>>
>>  What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
>>
>>  When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?