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TI-H: Fw: Bumper Stickers


>> Bumper Stickers - March 1998 editions.
>>
>>           Dyslexics have more fnu.
>>           Clones are people two.
>>           Entropy isn't what it used to be.
>>           F U CN RD THS U CNT SPL WRTH A DM!
>>           Jesus saves, passes to Moses; shoots, SCORES!
>>           Microbiology Lab: Staph Only!
>>           Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
>>           Eschew obfuscation.
>>           Ground Beef: A Cow With No Legs!
>>           186,000 miles/sec: Not just a good idea, it's the LAW.
>>           A mouse is an elephant built by the Japanese.
>>           A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
>>           Air Pollution is a mist-demeaner.
>>           Anything free is worth what you pay for it
>>           Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
>>           Chemistry professors never die, they just smell that way!
>>           COLE'S LAW: Thinly sliced cabbage.
>>           Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
>>           Editing is a rewording activity.
>>           Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
>>           Gene Police: YOU!! Out of the pool!
>>           Help stamp out and eradicate superfluous redundancy.
>>           I used to be indecisive; now I'm not sure.
>>           My reality check just bounced.
>>           Rap is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art.
>>           What if there were no hypothetical questions?
>>           Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery.
>>           No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway.