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Steve Whittaker Seizes ticalc.org
Posted by Steve on 1 April 2000, 02:02 GMT
 Steve Whittaker, current file archiver at ticalc.org, has risen to power in a massive seizure of the state, sources close to The Project reported on Friday.
ticalc.org staff member Nick Disabato comments: "We didn't see it coming. All I noticed was "3Y3 H4X0R3D J00"!#)*@&#*(!)#&*!@()#&@" written in giant letters across my screen, and it turns out that ticalc.org was 0wn3d. This was unprecedented.
Last month, we joined the fearless ticalc.org staff when they were presented with a quandary: Steve was slowly taking over regions of the ticalc.org htdocs/ directory, and the members were fearing for the safety of the warring factions.
Over the past four weeks, the Stevian forces seeped in through the cracks to take ticalc.org's Disputed Zone. Says ticalc.org's commander-in-chief Magnus Hagander, "We were going to move forces in to neutralize the dissident militants in the Steve Zone off to the west, but we were met with a large amount of opposition and we were forced to pull back to assault from the north.
"Sadly, our forces were no match for Steve's speed, and he quickly took the demilitarized zone and the late Nick Disabato's claim on the northwest."
Nick Disabato is unavailable for comment: as of press time, he was being tortured deep in Steve's private military's catacombs for information regarding the root password.
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The comments below are written by ticalc.org visitors. Their views are not necessarily those of ticalc.org, and ticalc.org takes no responsibility for their content.
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Re: Steve Whittaker Seizes ticalc.org
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Hieu-Trung Le 
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Hey... sorry, I don't think i am that smart... but I don't get what this article means? what is it all about.. can someone tell me please?????
=(
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1 April 2000, 05:29 GMT
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Re: Steve Whittaker Seizes ticalc.org
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Gohan
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I don't know who the freak this witakker guy is and i could care less, "seizing from the north my crap, dumb fake news"
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1 April 2000, 06:39 GMT
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Re: Steve Whittaker Seizes ticalc.org
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Cpt.Ginyu
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Isn't fake news supposed to be accented in red? Or is this real?
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1 April 2000, 07:47 GMT
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Re: Steve Whittaker Seizes ticalc.org
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Native
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??!!NUCLEAR BOMBS!!??
!WHY!WHY!WHHHYYYYYY!
I don't like the destruction of these nuclear bombs-perhaps a neutron bomb or two insted;) That way the site could be used over by other unidentified h4x0r type people.
I still like TI-files even if it glows in the dark=)
I'm going to bed-goodnight.
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1 April 2000, 08:27 GMT
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Re: Steve Whittaker Seizes ticalc.org
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Steve Whittaker
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BAHAHAHAHA. I am in complete control of ticalc.org. You shall bow down before me.
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1 April 2000, 17:53 GMT
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Thank You!
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Cpt.Ginyu
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The blue fake news was confusing.
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2 April 2000, 05:36 GMT
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Re: Steve Whittaker Seizes ticalc.org
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acr34
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In the words of the GNN News Droid:
"Oh, well. Another millenia under a ruthless tyrant."
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2 April 2000, 21:16 GMT
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