Mazi Bahadori Overclocks... TI-25?!
Posted by Nick on 7 January 2000, 02:28 GMT
When Jason Smith emailed me with this the other day, I considered posting it as fake news. But then I saw it was actually serious and I laughed very hard. 3D Wars has released a fantastic article regarding - and I am seriously not making this one up - the overclocking of a TI-25. According to the article, "I was [finally] able to find some answers. 't' before voltage change equaled .00002 seconds. 't' after voltage change equaled .0000199 seconds. Ladies and gentlemen, there you have it. A .0015 percent (0.0015%) increase in performance on the calculator!" Don't you love all these insignificant tweakings? :) Even though this has nothing to do with graphing calculators, it's certainly worth a mention. MAD props to Mazi Bahadori for adding some happiness to the cruddy week I've been having.
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Re: Mazi Bahadori Overclocks... TI-25?!
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ColdFusion
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Well, has anyone ever tried UNDERCLOCKING a calculator? I know there was a program for the 86 which slowed the bastard way the hell down, but has anyone actually lowered the processing speed of their calculator through a hardware modification? Wouldn't that RULE? Heheheheh, especially if you did it to your buddy's calculator and they had a big test coming up in Calculus....
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7 January 2000, 03:55 GMT
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Re: Re: Mazi Bahadori Overclocks... TI-25?!
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David W
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Actually, I did succeed in underclocking my TI-83 (post this in the news _PUUULEEEEZ_). Here's what I done:
1) Purchase a TI-83.
2) Love it.
3) Love the games you put on it.
4) Play the games way too much.
5) Carry the calculator year round (even if you don't have a math class that semester) in the front pocket of your backpack.
6) Develop the odd habit of throwing your backpack over your head, to land right on the front of the backpack, on your calculator.
7) In class one day, drop the calculator on the floor from a height of say, 3 feet.
I followed these steps over a period of about a year and a half, and after the completion of step 7, it was magically slower. Painfully slow. I never figured out what was wrong with it, and probably never will, because 1 to 2 weeks later, it died completely. Won't turn on at all. Anyway, this really did happen, and gave me an excuse to buy an 86 (can't get the 89, need to use my calc on the ACT), which is much better anyway.
-David
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8 January 2000, 04:44 GMT
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Re: Mazi Bahadori Overclocks... TI-25?!
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GoatMilk
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ha ha..
Sorry, just had to laugh at this....
Someone has way too much free time...
ha ha.
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7 January 2000, 04:00 GMT
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You've got to be kidding...
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Jean Vásquez
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This is one of the worst things I have ever seen on this site for a very long time. Several months ago (or at least it seems like several months ago) Macross Software had a link to this article. The articale on 3DW is by no means recent, and I truly think credit needs to be given to Macross since Jason might have picked it up from their page. I do not know where jason might have come accross the article, but I would bet dollars to doughnuts it was from Macross. But this is slightly off my main point. While it does qualify to be in the news section since it deals with a Texas Instrument's calculator, I think if the TI-25 can get a front page article, why does it not have a section under the calculator info section? I also do not see a section in the 'Buy and Sell' for the TI-25. I also do not see a hosted site regarding the TI-25. While I do not think this is bias against the TI-25, I do think that before one of the staff members decides to post a news article at their "sole and final discretion", that member would think 3 more times whether that article really deserves to be posted.
Jean Vásquez
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7 January 2000, 04:01 GMT
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Re: Re: You've got to be kidding...
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Jean Vásquez
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You mentioned it yourself, the site is about graphing calculators. So the article does not belong in the first place. This site roughly follows the same strategy as /. ; which means that news articles are aimed at the target audience. If /. started posting news on how W2k will be better than anything ever GPL'ed or something along those lines, they would be contradicting themselves. The target audience of ticalc.org is the user who uses graphing calculators. So asking the staff members to post articles that are targeted to their audience is not asking for alot, for that is what they are used to doing and what they have done in the past frequently. And as far as you saying that "you guys ask to[o] much of [...] the webmasters and the programmers", I feel you have reached the wrong audience. The only people that I know that ask too much of the experienced community are the newbies who do not know anything but want everything and think they can code anything. I have never heard someone who has been involved in the communiy for a while ask much of anything to the webmasters and progammers. The newbies want to know how to program, they expect that one tells them everything from the A to the Z on how to do it, and heaven forbid that you say something that s/he cannot understand, for then they say that the experienced people do not even take time to help them. So back to my original post, the news article did not reached its intended audience that this site has. The news article may have been funny or interesting, but it had already been reported elsewhere several months ago, and maybe that source also needed to be given credit.
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7 January 2000, 05:17 GMT
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Re: You've got to be kidding...
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Nick Chaves
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Geez, lighten up! You say, "I think if the TI-25 can get a front page article, why does it not have a section under the calculator info section?" So what?? It would be _pointless_ to have a TI-25 section, and I realize you were not saying that is needed, but rather that the article doesn't deserve to be on the front page because there is no section. Who cares?? There aren't any rules ("Before thou canst put up a front page article, thou must checketh to see if a related calculator page existeth") about posting news articles.
Had they posted this and failed to mention that TI had created a graphing calculator witht the power and speed of a Apple G4 (no PC/Mac arguments, please :) ) then that would be a different story. But since they had no other news how does this hurt? It was a joke for heaven's sake, what's wrong with that?
As far as Nick knew, he HAD posted the source. You say above that only newbies expect too much, while you expect Nick to know AND remember everything that has happened since ARPANET began in 1969. Give them a BREAK and laugh a little!!!
Smile,
Nick Chaves
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7 January 2000, 06:51 GMT
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