ticalc.org Helps the Earth
Posted by Magnus on 7 January 2004, 08:54 GMT
In order to help with restoring the time it takes Earth to rotate, ticalc.org was taken offline last afternoon causing the earth to briefly stop spinning. Due to timezones, the downtime had to be extended for several hours so the Earth would not tear itself apart because only certain timezones slowed down. The server was taken offline by a staff member performing a remote reboot of the server when nobody was onsite to ensure it came back up. This is something you'd of course normally never do, but we all have to make exceptions to help the greater good. "I promise to try to cut down on my remote reboots and playfullness" the staff member said, while asking to remain anonymous. The server was brought back online as soon as we got onsite. Please note that this is not directly related to the web server statistics being back online. It is also not related to the fact that we expect our news comments to be down for a short while sometime later this week when we upgrade the database server.
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http://www.bushin30seconds.com
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Ti-89_Coder
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I was wondering why the earth seems to stand still whenever ticalc.org is down... :P
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7 January 2004, 11:13 GMT
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explanation
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mechwarrior111
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Well, what it is, is a massive government conspiracy. In addition to keeping gravity machines, the U.S. government also keeps spinning machines in the earth's center. ticalc.org is directly linked to this mainframe, which is an AS/400 system. The mainframe, however, requires libraries and status updates from the surface -- partially provided by ticalc.org. However, due to an error in the libglobe-gtk library (partially caused by SCO's negligence) the unexpected downtime at ticalc.org caused the earth-spinning machine, which runs a solid-state Windows operating system, to temporarily display a BSOD on all monitors. Only after the successful restart of ticalc.org's servers and a quick power cycle of the earth-spinning machines did the earth start to rotate again.
Significant weather changes are expected in the Northeast US (cold temperatures) as the US government attempts to gradually adjust rotation to match with the schedules set by the ISO.
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13 January 2004, 07:16 GMT
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Re: ticalc.org helps the Earth
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Memwaster
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could this also account for the erratic weather patterns (39 degrees celcius, 90 percent humidity) ?
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7 January 2004, 12:14 GMT
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