TI-H: and more (fwd)

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Subject: TI-H: and more (fwd)
From: gussie@alaska.net (Grant Stockly)
Date: Sat, 23 May 1998 14:22:42 -0700
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>
: : > Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was
: : > empty.
: : > He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly froze in his
tracks
: : > when
: : > he heard a loud voice say:
: : >   "JESUS IS WATCHING YOU!"
: : > Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again.
: : >   "JESUS IS WATCHING YOU," the voice boomed again.
: : > The burglar stopped dead again.  He was frightened.  Frantically,
he
: : > looked all around.  In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and
in
: : > the
: : > cage was a parrot.
: : >
: : > He asked the parrot:  "Was that you who said Jesus is watching
me?"
: : >   "Yes said the parrot."
: : > The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, then he asked the parrot:
"What
: : > is your name?"
: : >   "Clarence" said the bird.
: : > "That is a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar.  "What
idiot
: : > named you Clarence?"
: : >   The parrot said, "The same idiot that named the Rottweiller
: : > Jesus."
: