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>>he he he..... read these

1. Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money
    they already know you don't have?

 2.  Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know
     the battery is dead?

 3. Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people
    appear bright until you hear them speak?

 4. If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice
    as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

 5.  Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

 6.  Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished?
     Shouldn't they be called builts?

 7.  Why is the alphabet in that order?

 8.  If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the
     universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?

 9.  If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward,
     would the taxi driver end up owing you money?
     (I've tried it, it doesn't work)

 10. Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

 11. Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?

 12. Why do scientists call it research when looking for something     new?

 13..If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?  Ouch!

 14. When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?

 15. Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is
     open, it's not a door?

 16. Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?

 17. Why is the word little twice the size of big?

 18. Why do they call it a piece of paper?  I want the whole thing!

 19. What do you do if you make a mistake when you're writing in
         dissappearing ink?  Do you have to make it reappear?

 20. Why do we drive on parkways and park in driveways?

 21. In space, a black hole sucks in everything.  What's a white hole?

 22. If owls are so wise, why do they work nights?

 23. What do the birds and the bees have to do with reproduction?

 24. Why do police officers break the law and get arrested?

 25. Why does the hand symbol OK (meaning alright) look like OW?

 26.  Why is smart spelled like it sounds, but dumb spelled with
          a silent letter?

 27. Why are most microphones so big?

 28. Why do they call them a pair of pants? I just want a pant.

 29. Why do food and mood rhyme, and good and wood, but each
         pair doesn't rhyme with the other?

 30.  Why is it called "well water"?  It smells like unwell water.

 31.  Why would anybody dye their hair blonde? They must be a blonde.

 32.  What would a week be like if it only took God six days to create
          the world, including His day of rest?

 33.  What if He hadn't rested?  Would it go Monday, Teusday, Wednesday,
           Thursday, Friday, Satuday, Monday?

 34.  Everybody says to eat healthier.  Well, I will, once they genetically
             alter chocolate and broccoli to switch flavors.

 35. Let's look at word's backwards: mom is still mom, dad is still dad,
sis is still sis, but bro is an orb.  As we all know, bro's mess up the
whole family system.

 36. To continue----- why is it it evil to live?  Yet, death (htaed) makes
no sense, either.

 37. Why must Miriam sound like Mariam?

 38. Who names children Star (Dust), Sun (Shine), Dark (Brown), Wesson, Anne
(Smith), Dow (Jones), or John John (Johnson)?

 39. I pity Mr. Doe.  His wife calls him dear.

 43.  Why is the word "why" and the letter "y" pronounced the same (why
aren't the "wh" silent in all words?


44.  Why ask why?  I must say good-bye!
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