TITLE:  The Gay Levels

AUTHOR:  Mbeanis N. Alzin

DESCRIPTION:  Levels For Sqrxz By Jimmy Mardell

QUANTITY: One File, Nine Levels

EXPLANATION: The First World I Ever Made For Sqrxz, hence all the retardedness.

NOTES: It's All Possible

RELEASE NOTES: 6-11-98 Released

BLOOD TYPE: A -

RAINBOW JUMPS: None necessary

ENCLOSED JUMPS: Two, but tastefully done

GAME TRAPS: Only in the first level.

HIDDEN SPIKES: None at all

MORE EXPLANATORY NOTES:
* Level One *

The first little bit is difficult, but it is possible to obtain three extra
lives without dying at all.  After the tower, you've got to wait for the
first bat to come back once before you go, otherwise the other enemies that
are necessary for completion won't appear.  The extra lives at the very end
are impossible to get as far as I can tell.  Oh well.

* Level Two *

A one-screen level, this consists of portculises and green men, and the exit
in the upper right corner.  The tricky part is jumping on the two who are
trapped up by the exit- it just takes practice.

* Level Three *

requires a slightly difficult backwards jump maneuver.  Note: levels three
and four are for no good reason named after the rap group House of Pain.

* Level Four *

You can figure it out

* Level Five *

Immaturity?
Even if you get stuck in one of the compartments, it is possible to finish
using rainbow jumps, but its alot harder that way.

* Level Six *

Originally intended as a difficult timing and strategy exercise, the first
part is sort of messed up and you can do it just by running fast.  Oh well.
It isn't really difficult to get the extra life under the staircase.  Then
speed is necssary, as you run to beat the blob and the hedgehogs through the
obstacle course.  Good luck.

* Level Seven *

The first part is the only hard part, just be careful to keep the stairs
partially intact.  The part with the first Green Man was originally intended
to be very hard, but then I found it was easy.

* Level Eight *

Involves a series of enclosed jumps, but if you found the secret in the
previous level, you should be okay with this.

* Level Nine *

The first part is designed to cost you three lives, but you get them back
immediately after.  Just remember to rmember to jump as soon you start each
new life.  Then the bat art is difficult. You have to wait for the middle bat
to leave and come back, then run across him, drop down to where the bottom
bridge is, wait until you're past the lowest bats then jump.  The portculis
part isn't so bad.  Oh well...

Thanks for playing.


LEGAL: This is entirely freeware.  I don't claim any copyrights.  If your
calc messes up don't blame me.  Feel free to distribute, with or without this
text file, and you have my permission to alter the program in any way you
wish.  I don't care.

THANKS: To Jimmy Mardell for making it all possible.  
        To whoever originally made the game
        To people who put their time into making levels for the rest of us.
        To Ticalc.org

NO THANKS: To all you bastards who make impossible levels and distribute
           them like they're playable