Re: TI-H: Erased Memory!

To: ti-hardware@lists.ticalc.org
Subject: Re: TI-H: Erased Memory!
From: PsyKaBek@aol.com
Date: Sun, 24 Sep 2000 12:42:20 EDT
Reply-To: ti-hardware@lists.ticalc.org


Really? I ususally use these steps to get my memory back.
tools needed: One large glass bear statue, a butter knife and a spoon

take the glass bear statue and give it a REAL big hug. If you arent sincere 
about the hug this will not work. If you are sincere the statue should shoot 
a piece of paper out of one of its many orfices. The paper resembles 
something out of a fortune cookie. Read the paper. This will provide you with 
confidence for the rest of the task. 

Step two: Using the spoon (a ladle will also work) scoop out the rom from 
your TI-86 and place it perpendicular to the butter knife. It must be exactly 
67 degrees perpendicular. Than take the distance from the side of the knife 
you shove up your ass and the top right corner of the calculator. Remember 
distance is: size over sun
. Now take that distance and multiply by 43. Walk straight for that distance. 
(you may choose your own unit). This should restore the memory on your 
calculator. If not. repeat until moist. 

my god that was stupid
-kent

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