Re: TI-H: The End of the Holy War
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Re: TI-H: The End of the Holy War
Yeah, well, I just found Billy Gates is a lefty too, confound it all.
Anyway, do you have a better idea?
-David
At 11:09 PM 6/2/00 -0800, you wrote:
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>>I have come, not to start a holy war, not to re-enflame one, but to end
>>one. I speak, of course, of the infamous Macintosh vs. IBM/Windows
>>computers Jihad. I have the final proof. Macintoshes are indeed evil. I
>>shall make no statement concerning the alignment of IBMs *ahem*, but
>>Macintoshes must be evil. My line of reasoning? Why, that's simple. I
>>recently found out that 4 out of the 5 people who designed the Apple
>>Macintosh computer were left handed! Ha! You may be the first to hear it!
>>The war is over! Microsoft reigns victorious.
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>>-David
>>p.s. Yeah, it's way way way way off-topic, but I don't have any better
>>ideas, plus I'm bored.
>>p.p.s. The list seems kind of dead lately, so that's why I'm doing this (in
>>case you care/wonder).
>>"[I]f there be one of them all, that has not cursed his life many a time,
>>that has not frequently looked upon himself as the unhappiest of mortals, I
>>give you leave to throw me headforemost into the sea."
>>-Voltaire, Candide
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"[I]f there be one of them all, that has not cursed his life many a time,
that has not frequently looked upon himself as the unhappiest of mortals, I
give you leave to throw me headforemost into the sea."
-Voltaire, Candide
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