TI-H: announcement
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TI-H: announcement
> ACTUAL CHURCH BULLETIN AND SERVICE BLOOPERS.
>
>
> OUR NEXT SONG IS "ANGELS WE HAVE HEARD GET HIGH.
>
> DON'T LET WORRY KILL YOU - LET THE CHURCH HELP.
>
> REMEMBER IN PRAYER THE MANY WHO ARE SICK OF OUR CHURCH AND
> COMMUNITY.
>
> FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE CHILDREN AND DON'T KNOW IT, WE HAVE A
> NURSERY DOWNSTAIRS.
>
> WEIGHT WATCHERS WILL MEET AT 7 P.M. AT THE FIRST PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH.
> PLEASE USE LARGE DOUBLE DOOR AT THE SIDE ENTRANCE.
>
> JEAN WILL BE LEADING A WEIGHT-MANAGEMENT SERIES WEDNESDAY NIGHTS. SHE
> USES THE PROGRAM HERSELF AND HAS BEEN GROWING LIKE CRAZY!
>
> THE ROSEBUD ON THE ALTAR THIS MORNING IS TO ANNOUNCE THE BIRTH OF
> DAVID ALAN BELZER, THE SIN OF REV. AND MRS. JULIUS BELZER.
>
> THIS AFTERNOON THERE WILL BE A MEETING IN THE SOUTH AND NORTH ENDS OF
> THE CHURCH. CHILDREN WILL BE BAPTIZED AT BOTH ENDS.
>
> TUESDAY AT 4:00 P.M. THERE WILL BE AN ICE CREAM SOCIAL. ALL LADIES
> GIVING MILK PLEASE COME EARLY.
>
> WEDNESDAY THE LADIES' LITURGY WILL MEET. MRS. JOHNSON WILL SING "PUT
ME
> IN MY LITTLE BED" ACCOMPANIED BY THE PASTOR.
>
> THURSDAY AT 5:00 PM THERE WILL BE A MEETING OF THE LITTLE MOTHER'S
CLUB.
> ALL LADIES WISHING TO BECOME "LITTLE MOTHERS" WILL MEET WITH THE
PASTOR
> IN HIS STUDY.
>
> THIS BEING EASTER SUNDAY, WE WILL ASK MRS. LEWIS TO COME FORWARD AND
> LAY AN EGG ON THE ALTAR.
>
> THE SERVICE WILL CLOSE WITH "LITTLE DROPS OF WATER." ONE OF THE LADIES
> WILL START QUIETLY AND THE REST OF THE CONGREGATION WILL JOIN IN.
>
> NEXT SUNDAY A SPECIAL COLLECTION WILL BE TAKEN TO DEFRAY THE COST OF
> THE NEW CARPET. ALL THOSE WISHING TO DO SOMETHING ON THE CARPET WILL
> COME FORWARD AND DO SO.
>
> THE LADIES OF THE CHURCH HAVE CAST OFF CLOTHING OF EVERY KIND. THEY
> CAN BE SEEN IN THE CHURCH BASEMENT SATURDAY.
>
> THURSDAY NIGHT-POTLUCK SUPPER. PRAYER AND MEDICATION TO FOLLOW.
>
> THE LUTHERAN MEN'S GROUP WILL MEET AT 6 P.M. STEAK, MASHED POTATOES,
> GREEN BEANS, BREAD AND DESSERT WILL BE SERVED FOR A NOMINAL FEEL.
>
> A BEAN SUPPER WILL BE HELD ON TUESDAY EVENING IN THE CHURCH HALL.
MUSIC
> WILL FOLLOW. 8 NEW CHOIR ROBES ARE CURRENTLY NEEDED, DUE TO THE
> ADDITION OF SEVERAL NEW MEMBERS AND TO THE DETERIORATION OF SOME
> OLDER ONES.
>
> THE SENIOR CHOIR INVITES ANY MEMBER OF THE CONGREGATION WHO ENJOYS
> SINNING TO JOIN THE CHOIR.
>
> AT THE EVENING SERVICE TONIGHT, THE SERMON TOPIC WILL BE "WHAT IS
HELL?"
> COME EARLY AND LISTEN TO OUR CHOIR PRACTICE.
>
> THE PREACHER WILL PREACH HIS FAREWELL MESSAGE, AFTER WHICH THE CHOIR
> WILL SING, "BREAK FORTH WITH JOY."
>
> THE EIGHTH GRADERS WILL BE PRESENTING SHAKESPEARE'S "HAMLET" IN THE
> CHURCH BASEMENT ON FRIDAY AT 7 P.M. THE CONGREGATION IS INVITED TO
> ATTEND THIS TRAGEDY.
>
> PLEASE JOIN US AS WE SHOW OUR SUPPORT FOR AMY AND ALAN IN PREPARING
> FOR THE GIRTH OF THEIR FIRST CHILD.
>
> SCOUTS ARE SAVING ALUMINUM CANS, BOTTLES AND OTHER ITEMS TO BE
> RECYCLED. PROCEEDS WILL BE USED TO CRIPPLE CHILDREN.
>
> THE ASSOCIATE MINISTER UNVEILED THE CHURCH'S NEW GIVING CAMPAIGN
> SLOGAN LAST SUNDAY: "I UPPED MY PLEDGE --- UP YOURS"
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