Re: TI-H: Fw: Another tee-hee!

To: ti-hardware@lists.ticalc.org
Subject: Re: TI-H: Fw: Another tee-hee!
From: larry1492@juno.com (Larry G Currie)
Date: Tue, 19 May 1998 15:49:50 -0400
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Doesn't sound too far from the truth.  95% of drivers are idiots.
>2. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and 
>you would just accept this, restart and drive on.
Happens to most American cars nowadays.

>3. Occasionally, executing a maneuver would cause your car to stop and 
>fail and you would reinstall the engine. For some strange
>reason, you would accept this too.
Except W95's engine vlows much more often.

>4. You could only have one person in the car at a time, unless you=20
>   bought "Car95" or "CarNT." But, then you would have to buy more =
>seats.
Busses...Minivans...Sportscars...Motorcycles

>5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was
>   reliable, five times as fast, twice as easy to drive, but would 
>only  run on five percent of the roads.
Sounds Japanese except running on 5%

>6. Macintosh car owners would get expensive Microsoft upgrades to 
>their =
>cars, which would make their cars run much slower.
Ever get a mechanic who's never heard of Metric?

>7. The oil, gas and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a  
>single "general car fault" light.
Not that anyone nowadays notices the difference.

>9. If you were involved in a crash, you would have no idea what=20
>   happened.
Ever drive during winter in traffic.

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