these are funny:
Woody Allen Virus
bypasses the motherboard and turns on a daughter
card
Tonya Harding Virus
turns your .BAT files into lethal weapons
Paul Revere Virus
warns of an impending virus infection: 1 if by LAN, 2 if
by C:\
Hillary Rodham Clinton Virus
instantly turns 1K of disk space into 1 Meg
Ollie North Virus
plays a patriotic .WAV while it shreds your files
Joey Buttafuaco Virus
only attacks minor files
Michael Jackson Virus
preys on child processes
Ronald Reagan Virus
saves your data, but forgets where it's stored
Jane Fonda Virus
attacks your hard drive's FAT
Oprah Winfrey virus
Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and
then slowly expands 300MB
AT&T Virus
Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are
getting.
MCI Virus
Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much
for the AT&T virus
Politically Correct Virus
Never calls itself a "virus," but
instead refers to itself as an "electronic microorganism."
Ross Perot Virus
Activates every component in your system, just before the
whole darn thing quits
Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus
Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back
Government Economist Virus
Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software
says
everything is fine
Federal Bureaucrat Virus
Divides your hard disk into hundreds of
little
units, each of which does practically nothing, but all of which claim
to be
the most important part of your computer
Adam and Eve Virus
Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple computer
Congressional Virus #1
The computer locks up, screen splits
erratically
with a message appearing on each half blaming the other side
for
the problem
Congressional Virus #2
Runs every program on the hard drive
simultaneously
but doesn't allow the user to accomplish anything
Airline Virus
You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore
PBS Virus
Your computer stops every few minutes toask for money
Jimmy Hoffa Virus
Your programs can never be found again
LAPD Virus
It claims it feels threatened by the other files on
your PC
and erases them in "self-defense."
O.J. Virus
It claims that it did not, could not and would not
delete
two of your files and vows to find the virus that did it