TI-H: My standard for flames...

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TI-H: My standard for flames...


I guess you guys saw my post...  It was intended to make you laugh, not to
flame lary...

Here it is...  When ever someone does something bad on the list, send it to
the list so we can all have a laugh... :)

--------------------- FLAME FORM FOLLOWS ---------------------------

Begin flame:

Dear:
   [ ] Clueless Newbie  [ ] Lamer               [ ] AOLer
   [ ] Me too-er                [ ] Pervert             [ ] Loser
   [ ] Spammer          [ ] Nerd                [ ] Elvis
   [ ] Fed                      [ ] Freak               [ ] Flamebait
   [ ] Other (please specify): _______________

  You Are Being Flamed Because:
   [ ] You posted a message concerning a pyramid scheme
   [ ] You posted a "test" in a newsgroup other than alt.test
   [ ] You posted something asking for warez sites
   [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
   [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
   [ ] You posted something completely off-topic
   [ ] You started an off-topic thread
   [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
   [ ] You said "me too" to something
   [ ] You don't know which group to post in
   [ ] You suck
   [ ] You brag about things that never happened
   [ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
   [ ] You made up slang then used it in a message
   [ ] You posted a phone-sex ad
   [ ] I don't like your tone of voice
   [ ] I think you might be a fed


  To Repent, You Must:

   [ ] Shout "GO RIDE" a thousand times in a packed bus terminal
   [ ] "Upgrade" you system to a Macintosh computer
   [ ] Give up your AOL account
   [ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
   [ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
   [ ] Actually post something relevant
   [ ] Read the FAQ
   [ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
   [ ] Post your tests to alt.test
   [ ] Removing yourself from the net (you are hopeless)
   [ ] Removing yourself from existence (you are really hopeless)

  In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

   [ ] Bl*w me
   [ ] Get a life
   [ ] Never post again
   [ ] I pity your dog
   [ ] Go to hell
   [ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
   [ ] Take your shit somewhere else
   [ ] Learn to post or f**k off
   [ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
   [ ] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
   [ ] All of the above

 end flame.