Re: TI-H: Weekly Pun
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Re: TI-H: Weekly Pun
ok theres this potatoe family... and the first son comes home and says "mom!
i have great news! im gettting married!" and the momma potato goes "thats
great hon to who?" the son goes "to a rustic potato!" and the mom says "oh a
rustic potato thats great!!"
so the second son comes home and says "mom! im getting married!" "oh thats
great! to who?", the mother says. "to an idaho potato!" says the second son.
the mom says "oh thats wonderful!" so the daughter comes home and says "mom
im getting maried!" and the mom goes "oh joy! to who?" and the daughter
goes, "to dan rather!" and the mom goes "to dan rather!?!?! but hes just a
comentator!"
hehe get it? common tater... hehe took me a while...
-----Original Message-----
From: Robert Brack <reb@netride.com>
To: ti-hardware@lists.ticalc.org <ti-hardware@lists.ticalc.org>
Date: Wednesday, March 25, 1998 9:59 PM
Subject: Re: TI-H: Weekly Pun
>
>>> ~~~ He got off on a Technicality ~~~
>>>
>>>
>>> A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He
>>> eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the bartender in the
>>> foot. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! You
>>> just shot my bartender and you didn't pay for your sandwich! Who do
>>> you think you are?!?" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man,
>>> I'm a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager rushes to his dictionary...
>>>
>>> "pan*da n. (Ailuropoda melanoleuca) A rare, mountain dwelling
>>> mammal of China and Tibet, characterized by distinct
>>> black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."
>
>
>Heard it. Here's another one:
>
>Ok, there's a mother tomato, a father tomato, and a baby tomato. The
farmer
>is about to pick them, so they all run off. The baby tomato is having
>trouble keeping up, so the father one squashes him and says, "catch up".
>
>