Re: TI-H: Weekly Pun

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Subject: Re: TI-H: Weekly Pun
From: "Robert Brack" <reb@netride.com>
Date: Wed, 25 Mar 1998 09:38:52 -0500
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>>            ~~~  He got off on a Technicality  ~~~
>>
>>
>>    A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.  He
>> eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the bartender in the
>> foot. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey!  You
>> just shot my bartender and you didn't pay for your sandwich!  Who do
>> you think you are?!?"  The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man,
>> I'm a PANDA!  Look it up!"  The manager rushes to his dictionary...
>>
>>  "pan*da  n. (Ailuropoda melanoleuca)  A rare, mountain dwelling
>>           mammal of China and Tibet, characterized by distinct
>>           black and white coloring.  Eats shoots and leaves."


Heard it.  Here's another one:

Ok, there's a mother tomato, a father tomato, and a baby tomato.  The farmer
is about to pick them, so they all run off.  The baby tomato is having
trouble keeping up, so the father one squashes him and says, "catch up".

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