TI-H: Weekly Pun

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Subject: TI-H: Weekly Pun
From: gussie@alaska.net (Grant Stockly)
Date: Wed, 25 Mar 1998 16:40:29 -0700
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>            ~~~  He got off on a Technicality  ~~~
>
>
>    A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.  He
> eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the bartender in the
> foot. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey!  You
> just shot my bartender and you didn't pay for your sandwich!  Who do
> you think you are?!?"  The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man,
> I'm a PANDA!  Look it up!"  The manager rushes to his dictionary...
>
>  "pan*da  n. (Ailuropoda melanoleuca)  A rare, mountain dwelling
>           mammal of China and Tibet, characterized by distinct
>           black and white coloring.  Eats shoots and leaves."