-----Original Message----- From: Andra Brack <andra@netride.com> To: don@tcon.net <don@tcon.net>; reb@netride.com <reb@netride.com>; miriam@netride.com <miriam@netride.com>; lab@netride.com <lab@netride.com>; jonathon@netride.com <jonathon@netride.com> Date: Friday, March 13, 1998 5:08 PM Subject: [Fwd: Top 47 oxymorons] Hey guys, check out the last one!!!
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- Subject: Top 47 oxymorons
- From: catlin@netusa1.net
- Date: Fri, 13 Mar 1998 20:20:48 -0500 (EST)
>Date: Wed, 11 Mar 1998 18:40:45 -0500 (EST) >X-Sender: tconder@mail.netusa1.net >To: lewallen@hoosierlink.net >From: tconder@netusa1.net (TIM CONDER) >Subject: Top 47 oxymorons >Cc: cdean@mail.hhsc.k12.in.us, cmann@netusa1.net, cookclan@netusa1.net, > kolts@expert.cc.purdue.edu, hedgehog@netusa1.net, mrbio@netusa1.net, > hook@netusa1.net, catlin@netusa1.net, jwalsh@netusa1.net, > mossing@smtplink.ipfw.indiana.edu, stone@netusa1.net, > mckee@netusa1.net, condert@expert.cc.purdue.edu > > >>> Top 47 OXYMORONS: >>> >>> 47. Act naturally >>> 46. Found missing >>> 45. Resident alien >>> 44. Advanced BASIC >>> 43. Genuine imitation >>> 42. Airline Food >>> 41. Good grief >>> 40. Same difference >>> 39. Almost exactly >>> 38. Government organization >>> 37. Sanitary landfil >>> l36. Alone together >>> 35. Legally drunk >>> 34. Silent scream >>> 33. American history >>> 32. Living dead >>> 31. Small crowd >>> 30. Business ethics >>> 29. Soft rock >>> 28. Butt Head >>> 27. Military Intelligence >>> 26. Software documentation >>> 25. New York culture >>> 24. New classic >>> 23. Sweet sorrow >>> 22. Childproof >>> 21. "Now, then ..." >>> 20. Synthetic natural gas >>> 19. Passive aggression >>> 18. Taped live >>> 17. Clearly misunderstood >>> 16. Peace force >>> 15. Extinct Life >>> 14. Temporary tax increase >>> 13. Computer jock >>> 12. Plastic glasses >>> 11. Terribly pleased >>> 10. Computer security >>> 09. Political science >>> 08. Tight slacks >>> 07. Definite maybe >>> 06. Pretty ugly >>> 05. Twelve-ounce pound cake >>> 04. Diet ice cream >>> 03. Working vacation >>> 02. Exact estimate >>> >>> And the Number one top Oxymoron >>> 01. Microsoft Works >>> >>> >>> >>> Look people in the eye. >>> >>> - Life's little instructions book >>>
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