Re: TIB: Fwd: A86: Fw: dumbest guy alive
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Re: TIB: Fwd: A86: Fw: dumbest guy alive
a ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
oh god... don't get the graphlink, whoever you are, you might actually start
programming!
lol i cannot believe that there is actually someone that incredibly stupid...
Michael Erlewine wrote:
> > > dhp178: hey
> >> ComAsYuAre: who is this?
> >> dhp178: u don't know me but i got ur sn from this TI-86 program that
> >i
> >> am trying to get
> >> ComAsYuAre: ah
> >> dhp178: yea
> >> dhp178: all the ones i find i have to unzip and it doesn't have what
> >to
> >> put on the calculator
> >> ComAsYuAre: do you have the ti-graph link software?
> >> ComAsYuAre: and a cable?
> >> dhp178: i have the link cable
> >> ComAsYuAre: do you have the software?
> >> dhp178: i am not sure about the link software
> >> ComAsYuAre: do you have a computer->calc link or a calc->calc link?
> >> dhp178: i have a computer and a cable link
> >> ComAsYuAre: alright good
> >> ComAsYuAre: <A HREF="http://www.ti.com/calc/docs/link.htm">TI-GRAPH
> >LINK
> >> </A>
> >> ComAsYuAre: get the software from there
> >> dhp178: isn't the link the cable where u can hook it up to another
> >> calculator?
> >> ComAsYuAre: no
> >> ComAsYuAre: you need a computer->calc link
> >> ComAsYuAre: you have to buy those separately
> >> dhp178: ok i don't have that
> >> dhp178: damnit!
> >> ComAsYuAre: well then you can't send stuff from the computer
> >> ComAsYuAre: you can get a link at staples or office depot for about
> >$20
> >> dhp178: but where can i get the programs?
> >> ComAsYuAre: at that link
> >> ComAsYuAre: http://www.ti.com/calc/docs/link.htm
> >> dhp178: yea but it doesn't have the games
> >> ComAsYuAre: oh you can get games at www.ticalc.org
> >> dhp178: ok thanks
> >> dhp178: well i gg but i will be back in like 5 min.
> >> ComAsYuAre: ok
> >> dhp178: hello i am back
> >> dhp178: how do the programs look like
> >> ComAsYuAre: what?
> >> dhp178: does drug wars start out like this?...
> >> dhp178: 2 squaresDRUGWARS2quars
> >> ComAsYuAre: umm
> >> ComAsYuAre: i really have no idea what you're referring to
> >> dhp178: i don't know if the one i am looking at is the stuff that u r
> >> supposed type in my calculatoe
> >> dhp178: i want to program a game on my calc but i need to do it
> >myself
> >> and i don't know how the stuff i am supposed to write look like
> >> ComAsYuAre: well i dunno
> >> dhp178: how do they usually start out?
> >> ComAsYuAre: what kind of a program are you trying to write?
> >> ComAsYuAre: asm or basic?
> >> dhp178: i don't know the difference
> >> dhp178: i'm sorry
> >> ComAsYuAre: well then i would say read the manual on programming
> >> dhp178: just got it
> >> dhp178: k
> >> dhp178: how can u tell if it is asm or basic
> >> ComAsYuAre: the manual explains basic programming
> >> dhp178: ?
> >> ComAsYuAre: asm is something very complicated which you don't have to
> >> worry about
> >> ComAsYuAre: the manual explains basic
> >> ComAsYuAre: you can only do asm programming on a computer anyway
> >> dhp178: ok so then it is basic
> >> ComAsYuAre: yes
> >> dhp178: no i just have to figure how to program pool and drug wars
> >> ComAsYuAre: well you can do that in basic
> >> dhp178: yea i know
> >> dhp178: but i have to figure out how to do pool and drug wars
> >> dhp178: and i can't find a place where it just shows it
> >> ComAsYuAre: shows how to write the games?
> >> dhp178: yea
> >> ComAsYuAre: dude you have to write them yourself
> >> dhp178: there isn't a place where it shows it and then u just copy it
> >> bye typing it urself and the calc
> >> ComAsYuAre: no of course not
> >> ComAsYuAre: ti doesn't endorse drug-dealing!
> >> dhp178: probably not
> >> dhp178: what about pool
> >> ComAsYuAre: of course not
> >> dhp178: so u have to do it all by urself
> >> ComAsYuAre: yes!
> >> ComAsYuAre: ti made it programmable so people could do it themselves
> >> dhp178: noo!! i will never know how to do it!!!!!
> >> ComAsYuAre: then buy a graph link and download them
> >> dhp178: then it is 20%
> >> ComAsYuAre: what is?
> >> dhp178: mean the link is 20$
> > > ComAsYuAre: yes
> >> dhp178: do u know used?
> >> ComAsYuAre: and the gov't wrote drugwars
> >> ComAsYuAre: so all you have to do is request DOD Document #20987G,
> >> DrugWars
> >> dhp178: where?
> >> ComAsYuAre: it's a branch off whitehouse.gov
> >> ComAsYuAre: i'll look for it
> >> dhp178: ok
> >> ComAsYuAre: http://www.defenselink.mil/pubs/about_pubs.html
> >> ComAsYuAre: you have to request "DOD Top Secret Document #20987G
> >> DrugWars for the graphing calculator"
> >> dhp178: do u put that under the search thing?
> >> ComAsYuAre: no you have to write to the email
> >> ComAsYuAre: dpcintrn@osd.pentagon.mil
> >> dhp178: oh ok
> >> dhp178: so i should be like hi i would like to request "DOD Top
> >Secret
> >> Document #20987G DrugWars for the graphing calculator"
> >> ComAsYuAre: exactly
> >> dhp178: ok
> >> ComAsYuAre: start with "Dear Sir:"
> >> ComAsYuAre: since you're addressing a government official
> >> dhp178: yea
> >> dhp178: Dear Sir,
> >>
> >> Hi i would like to request "DOD Top Secret Document #20987G DrugWars
> >for
> >> the graphing calculator"
> >> dhp178: thats all i put
> >> ComAsYuAre: sign it with your phone # & address. otherwise they
> >won't
> >> do anything
> >> dhp178: oh ok
> >> dhp178: do u have the game?
> >> ComAsYuAre: no, they have that too, it's another document
> >> dhp178: have u played it?
> >> ComAsYuAre: yes, the government gave it to me
> >> ComAsYuAre: after my name and address and phone number
> >> dhp178: and for pool i have to program the game myself
> >> dhp178: and they send it to u via email
> >> ComAsYuAre: yes, but the document from the government will help you
> >with
> >> that also
> >> dhp178: what is in the email
> >> ComAsYuAre: what do you mean?
> >> dhp178: what do they send u in the email
> >> ComAsYuAre: they will send you confirmation of the document, but the
> >> actual docs they send by postal mail, so you must provide an address
> >> dhp178: k
> >> dhp178: i still have to write pool on my own right?
> >> ComAsYuAre: after you learn about drugwars, pool will be a piece of
> >cake
> >>
> >> dhp178: ok thanks
> >> dhp178: have u played any of the 2 games?
> >> ComAsYuAre: i played drugwars because i got it from the government,
> >but
> >> i haven't gotten pool yet
> >> dhp178: oh
> >> dhp178: is drugwars good?
> >> ComAsYuAre: it's awesome
> >> dhp178: good
> >> dhp178: how long did it take till they anwsered u?
> >> ComAsYuAre: i figured on a day, but it's the government, so it took a
> >> week.
> >> dhp178: ok
> >> dhp178: thanks
> >> dhp178: what r other good games?
> >> ComAsYuAre: just look at pool first, the others will come to you
> >> dhp178: ok thanks again
> >> ComAsYuAre: glad to help
> >> dhp178: see i just got it so i am kind confused about this stuff
> >> ComAsYuAre: after you get the document it'll all make sense
> >> ComAsYuAre: sorry i have to leave
>
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