TIB: Fwd: Dilbert-like quotes (fwd)
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TIB: Fwd: Dilbert-like quotes (fwd)
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Subject: TIB: Fwd: Dilbert-like quotes (fwd)
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From: gussie@alaska.net (Grant Stockly)
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Date: Sun, 22 Mar 1998 17:49:47 -0700
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Delivered-To: ti-basic-outgoing@towerguard.unix.edu.sollentuna.se
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Reply-To: ti-basic@lists.ticalc.org
>Subject: Fwd: Dilbert-like quotes (fwd)
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>A magazine ran a contest to find the best office Dilbert-like quotes.
>These are actual quotes from managers out there:
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>"As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building
>using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday
>and employees will receive their cards in two weeks." (This was the
>winning quote from Charles Hurst at Sun Microsystems).
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>And the runner-ups:
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>"What I need is a list of specific unknown problems we will encounter."
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>"How long is this Beta guy going to keep testing our stuff?"
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>"E-mail is not to be used to pass on information or data. It should be
>used only for company business."
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>"Turnover is good for the company, as it proves that we are doing a good
>job in training people."
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>"This project is so important, we can't let things that are more
>important interfere with it."
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>'Doing it right is no excuse for not meeting the schedule.'
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>"No one will believe you solved this problem in one day! We've been
>working on it for months. Now, go act busy for a few weeks and I'll let
>you know when it's time to tell them."
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