Re: !!!HOOK'EM WITH HUMOR!!!

To: CALC-TI@LISTS.PPP.TI.COM
Subject: Re: !!!HOOK'EM WITH HUMOR!!!
From: Jack the Klipper <toru@ONLINE.NO>
Date: Tue, 17 Mar 1998 00:36:07 +0100
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Reply-To: Jack the Klipper <toru@ONLINE.NO>
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A-SPAMMER wrote:

> !!! HOOK'EM WITH HUMOR !!!
>
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Yes yes yes.

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>
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>
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>
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>
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>
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>
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If you wish to register call 1-888-idiot.
Is this legal??
JTK

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