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Re: Question????



Please send only calc-related messages... not stupid chain letters.

At 07:51 AM 2/19/98 +1100, Conway wrote:
>So which condom would you use....?
>
>    Nike Condoms:  Just do it.
>    Toyota Condoms:  Oh what a feeling.
>    Diet Pepsi Condoms:  You got the right one, baby.
>    Pringles Condoms:  Once you pop, you can't stop.
>    Mentos Condoms:  The freshmaker.
>    Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack:  Ten million strong and growing.
>    Secret Condoms:  Strong enough for a man, but pH balanced for a
>woman.
>    Macintosh Condom:  It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.
>    Ford Condoms:  The best never rest.
>    Chevy Condoms:  Like a rock.
>    Dial Condoms:  Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody
>did?
>    New York Lotto Condoms:  Cause hey - you never know.
>    California Lotto Condoms:  Who's next?
>    Avis Condoms:  Trying harder than ever.
>    KFC Condoms:  Finger-Licking Good.
>    Coca Cola Condoms:  Always the Real Thing.
>    Lays Condoms:  Betcha can't have just one.
>    Campbell's Soup Condoms:  Mmm, mmm, good.
>    General Electric Condoms:  We bring good things to life!
>    AT&T Condoms:  Reach out and touch someone.
>    Bounty Condoms:  The quicker picker upper.
>    Microsoft Condoms: Where do you want to go today ?
>    Energizer Condoms:  It keeps going and going and going....
>    M&M condom:  It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!
>    Taco Bell Condoms:  Get some; make a run for the border.
>    MCI Condoms:  For friends and family
>    Doublemint Condoms:  Double your pleasure, double your fun!
>    The Sears latex condom:  One coat is good for the entire winter.
>    Delta Airlines Condoms travel pack:  Delta is ready when you are.
>    United Airlines Condoms travel pack:  Fly United.
>    The Star Trek Condom:  To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before.
>
>    YOU WILL EXPERIENCE GREAT SEX within four days of receiving
>    this letter, provided you send it on.  Since the copy must tour the
>world,
>  you must make ten copies and send them to others.
>


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