Re: Today is my birthday!

To: CALC-TI@LISTS.PPP.TI.COM
Subject: Re: Today is my birthday!
From: "Thomas J. Hruska" <thruska@TIR.COM>
Date: Mon, 20 Apr 1998 08:50:52 -0400
In-Reply-To: <199804210302.WAA12489@pearl.mhtc.net>
Reply-To: "Thomas J. Hruska" <thruska@TIR.COM>

At 10:03 PM 4/20/98 -0500, you wrote:
>Hi my name is Michelle Schultz I live in Wisconsin , I am considering a
>business adventure and am wondering what I should do, and how it will all
>turn out for me? I also have three boys one has been sick recently can you
>tell me whats going on and do I need to worry? Thank you for your help.
>           Michelle

Cold and yucky Wisconsin means icky poo to those who ask for help on a
calculator mailing list.  The business adventure will be a flop because you
e-mailed a calculator mailing list and also because asking for a psychic
means you not only need mental help, but are a devil worshipper.  Since you
are a devil worshipper, the boy who is sick has bubonic plague and you will
all die!  All this will come because you e-mailed a calculator mailing
list.  :)))

(P.S.  I'm dying of laughter as I write this)

Thomas J. Hruska

References:

Today is my birthday!

From: Michelle & Tom Schultz <Schultz@mhtc.net>