Re: FWD: A REMINDER
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Re: FWD: A REMINDER
>>>//This message brought to you by FCPLADD. Spread the word. Forward
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>>>to //everyone you know.
>>>
>>>
>>>Penis Day
>>>
>>>Date:
>>> The sixth of March, annually.
>>>
>>>Slogan:
>>> PENIS!
>>> or
>>> It's Penis Day, can you rise to the occasion?
>>>
>>>Secret Hand Shake:
>>> Ask for demonstration.
>>>
>>>Greeting:
>>> Hello, PENIS!
>>>
>>>Handy Quotes:
>>> "Every thing is pretty much strait forward..."
>>> "I've been thinking long and hard..."
>>> "So, how long has it been..."
>>> and of course
>>> "It's been so long..."
>>> "It can't be that hard..."
>>> "C'mon, it's not that hard..."
>>>
>>>Penis Aliases: (over 200 in alphabetical order)
>>> Aaron's Rod Meat Whistle
>>> Anaconda Member
>>> Arm Merrymaker
>>> Baby-Maker Middle Leg
>>> Bald-Headed Butler Milkman
>>> Bald-Headed Champ Missle
>>> Bald-Headed Mouse Mister Goodwrench
>>> Baloney Mister Happy
>>> Banana Mister Tom
>>> Bat Monkey
>>> Bathtub eel Mouse
>>> Bayonet Muscle
>>> Bean Tosser Mutton Dagger
>>> Bearded Blood Sausage My Body's Captain
>>> Beef Natural Scythe
>>> Belly Buster Needle
>>> Belly Ruffian Nimrod
>>> Bird Nippy
>>> Blade Noodle
>>> Blue Vein Meatroll Noony
>>> Bone Old Blind Bob
>>> Broomstick One-Eyed Milkman
>>> Bum Tickler One-Eyed Night Crawler in the
>>>Turtle-Neck
>>> Bush Beater One-Eyed Trouser Trout
>>> Button-Hole Worker One-Eyed Wonder Worm
>>> Candle Pant Muscle
>>> Captain Winky Pecker
>>> Carnal Stump Pee-Pee
>>> Carrot Pen
>>> Chicken Pencil
>>> Child-Getter Pendulum
>>> Chink-Stopper Perch
>>> Club Peter
>>> Cock Piccolo
>>> Corey Picklock
>>> Crack Haunter Pikestaff
>>> Cracksman Pile Driver
>>> Cranny Hunter Pin
>>> Creamstick Pink Pencil
>>> Crook Pipe
>>> Culty Gun Pisser
>>> Dagger Pistol
>>> Dart of Love Plugtail
>>> Dearest Member Pocket Piccolo
>>> Dick Pocket Rocket
>>> Dicky Pointer
>>> Dildo Poker
>>> Ding-a-ling Pole
>>> Ding-Dong Pork
>>> Dinger Pork Sword
>>> Dingle-Dangle Post
>>> Dingus Prick
>>> Dipstick Pride & Joy
>>> Dodaddy Prong
>>> Dolly Pud
>>> Dong Pudding
>>> Doniker Pump Handle
>>> Dooflicker Pup
>>> Dork Purple-Helmeted Warrior of
>>>Love
>>> Down-Leg Putz
>>> Dragon Quickening Peg
>>> Dummy Quimstake
>>> Eel Ram
>>> End Ramrod
>>> Family-Organ Raw Meat
>>> Fiddle Bow Reamer
>>> Fish Red Cap
>>> Fishing Rod Rod
>>> Flapper Rod of Love
>>> Fool-Sticker Rolling Pin
>>> Forefinger Root
>>> Foreman Rudder
>>> Frinding Tool Rupert
>>> Fucker Russel the Wonder Muscle
>>> Gadget Salami
>>> Gardener Sausage
>>> Giggle Stick Sceptre
>>> Giggling Pin Schlong
>>> Gooser Sexing Piece
>>> Gravy Maker Shaft
>>> Gristle Shmock
>>> Gun Short Arm
>>> Gut Stick Shvontz
>>> Gut Wrench Sidekick
>>> Hair Splitter Silent Flute
>>> Hairy Hot Dog Skin Flute
>>> Hambone Snake
>>> Hammer Sove Devil
>>> Hanging Johnny Spanky
>>> Heat-Seeking Moisture Spigot
>>> Hoe Handle Spike-Faggot
>>> Holy Porker Spindle
>>> Horn Split-Rump
>>> Hose Spout
>>> Hot Rod St. Peter
>>> Jack in the Box Staff
>>> Jemson Steaming Hot Kanga
>>> Jerking Iron Stem
>>> Jigger Stick
>>> Jimmy Sting
>>> Jing Jang Stump
>>> Jockam Sugar Stick
>>> Johnnie Sweater
>>> Johnny Sword
>>> Johnny One-Eye Tail Pin
>>> Johnson Tally-Whacker
>>> Joint Tassel
>>> Joy Knob Tent Pig
>>> Joy Prong The Admiral
>>> Joy Stick Thing
>>> Key Third Arm
>>> Kidney Cracker Third Leg
>>> Kidney Wiper Thistle
>>> Kielbasa Throbber
>>> King Member Throbbing Python of Love
>>> Knob Tickle-Gizzard
>>> Knocker Tickler
>>> Ladies' Delight Tong
>>> Ladies' Lollipop Tool
>>> Ladies' Treasure Torch or Cupid
>>> Lamp of Life Toy
>>> Lance Trap-Stick
>>> Life Preserver Trouser Anaconda
>>> Little Brother Tube Steak
>>> Little Willie Uncle Dick
>>> Live Sausage Vomiting Cobra
>>> Liver Turner Wand
>>> Lizard Wang
>>> Lob Wazoo
>>> Lobcock Weapon
>>> Lobster Wedge
>>> Lollypop Weenie
>>> Long Dong Silver Whacker
>>> Long John Whip
>>> Love Dart Whistle
>>> Love Gun Whore-Pipe
>>> Love Muscle Wick
>>> Lucy Wiener
>>> Lung Disturber Willie
>>> Mad Mick Willy
>>> Magic Wand Wingle
>>> Man-Root Wire
>>> Marrow Bone Worm
>>> Master John Thursday Yang
>>> Master of Ceremonies Yard
>>> Meat Yosh
>>> Meat Hook Zubrick
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>History:
>>> In 1469, Spanish Captain Juan deSchlong was exploring the
>>>frontier of the new world. He was following the Mississippi River
>>>northward, when a group of Apaches attacked. The natives slaughtered
>>>Captain deSchlong's entire party except for the captain and his
favorite
>>>wench. As the Indians prepared to kill Juan, and rape his wench, the
>>>Captain thought quickly. Yanking down his pants, he pulled out his
>>>sidekick and aimed it squarely at the savages. Had Captain deSchlong
had
>>>any underwear on he would not have had the time to reveal his fifth
>>>appendage. The Apaches ran in utter terror and embarrassment after
>>>trying to compare to such a large specimen. They never bothered
Captain
>>>deSchlong or his family again. In honor of the penis and how it
saved
>>>Captain Juan deSchlong, and his wench, we mark March sixth as
National
>>>Penis Day (NPD), and we proudly display and compare our penises to
all we
>>>meet, and because of the fact that he happened not to be wearing any
>>>underwear on this day, neither shall we. Happy Penis Day!!!
>>>
>>>
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