A89: Patching, Error Table
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A89: Patching, Error Table
Bentensai and I were messing around with the 'Exec "a1"' thing on the calc,
and we started wondering: is there any way to rewrite or patch the errors? It
would be funny if, for instance, instead of the regular errors, you'd get
something like this:
"You paid $150 for a machine smarter than you"
"Warning: Bad user. Bad bad user. Naughty user."
ZeromusMog: "You can't divide by Zero! You MORON! Why do I put up with you??"
"error. unstopable internal loop. Creating black hole!"
"Warning: Spork not found. Commense eating noodles?"
"TI Coder Brain Not Found Error"
"warning virus detected. Stop using this machine"
K Kokiri89: those are good
"Error 101. File not found."
"Stop touching me!"
"Error 101 File Not Found. Please contact your network administrator and try
again."
"Do you love me?"
"Screen too small to run program"
"You know 3D graphing is really easy. I just like to take my time."
"Error: What is love?"
"Waiting..... For you to get a life."
"This program uses extensive keyboard input. It is reccomended that you remap
you keyboard"
"The calc has been shut down improperly...."
"Please wait while we shut down your calculator. It is now safe to turn off
your calculator."
"Didn't you learn this in school?"
ZeromusMog: "No file is associated with the extention .PRGM. Please select
one from the list, or click on 'other' to select another program."
"I'm tired of helping you cheat on math tests. Tell your teacher what I can
do, already!"
"Error...no Hazing."
"Error: Simon didn't say."
"Security alert! This calculator is not secure...any information you send
over it can be read by others"
"I don't love you anymore."
"I won't do it unless you give me a backrub! Lower... lower..."
"TIOS, this program is not responding, it may be busy or waiting for you.
Click cancel to return to the program, or hit end task to shut it down"
"Error: It wasn't TI's fault. It was the vendor's fault."
"How could you feed me this garbage? This BASIC program is slower than a Z80!"
"Error: I'm tired of those badly-written ASM games. Deleting memory...."
"Creating new directory to store everything you know. Don't woory wont take
up to much memory."
If anybody even knows how you'd go about reading the error table with an ASM
program or something, please say so! I'd like to see how many errors there
are in German and Italian. :)
Thanx all!
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