Re: A86: Dumbest guy alive - part deux
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Re: A86: Dumbest guy alive - part deux
Why must we harass AOLamers? Oh yeah...thats right, because its fun =)
-Tim
ComAsYuAre@aol.com wrote:
> I know this is off-topic but this list might as well be considered dead and I
> thought this might cheer somebody up =P Ignore it if you want assembly.
>
> ALBATROSSman: one more thing, how do you make applets
> ComAsYuAre: you have to write them in java
> ALBATROSSman: how?
> ComAsYuAre: how what?
> ComAsYuAre: you have to learn java and write them and then compile them
> ALBATROSSman: damn i hate compiling java! oh well thanks
> ComAsYuAre: well you can do it by hand if you want
> ALBATROSSman: how?
> ComAsYuAre: that way you don't have to pay microsoft for their compiler
> ALBATROSSman: how?
> ComAsYuAre: the government issues proprietary software manuals on how to
> translate each instruction into bytecode
> ComAsYuAre: you have to contact your local security officer though
> ALBATROSSman: haha sounds like the gov. is trying just one more way to
> kill microsoft. how would i contact my local sec. officer?
> ComAsYuAre: you can't. that would be a breach of national security.
> ALBATROSSman: well sound like a lose-lose situation
> ComAsYuAre: well it's unfortunate how things turned out
> ComAsYuAre: you can thank microsoft for that
> ComAsYuAre: if you want, you can teach yourself binary and skip the
> whole government thing
> ComAsYuAre: how good are you at counting in all 0's?
> ALBATROSSman: i know some bianary but not that well at it. i have never
> learned it i have just seen it befor and then translated
> ALBATROSSman: do you know bi
> ComAsYuAre: sure it's easy you just count without using 1-9
> ALBATROSSman: ok well how?
> ComAsYuAre: oh here we go. just go <A
> HREF="http://www-nshs.med.navy.mil/nncapwww/nncap.htm">here</A>
> [http://www-nshs.med.navy.mil/nncapwww/nncap.htm] to get your government
> application.
> ComAsYuAre: no need to mess with that binary junk
> ALBATROSSman: ok
> ComAsYuAre: they have some hints on how not to anger the government and
> have them break down your door and kill you
> ComAsYuAre: you have to be careful
> ALBATROSSman: i know
> ComAsYuAre: If you are seeking reports and/or other material, please
> provide your return postal address. To ensure a timely delivery of your
> information, please make sure your return postal address is accurate.
> ComAsYuAre:
> OASD(PA)/DPC
> 1400 Defense Pentagon, Room 1E757
> Washington, DC 20301-1400
> ComAsYuAre: Alternatively, you may use your phone to dial (703)
> 697-5737.
> ComAsYuAre: Request the Java division.
> ALBATROSSman: sounds hard
> ALBATROSSman: do you have a compiler?
> ComAsYuAre: they need your social security number, blood type, and
> sexual preference handy to verify you are who you claim to be
> ComAsYuAre: and lying to these people is a federal crime
> ALBATROSSman: do you have a compiler?
> ComAsYuAre: yeah but it's specific to my dna structure. if you tried it
> it would contaminate you and give you aids
> ComAsYuAre: occasionally genital warts, too
> ALBATROSSman: no will you make my a applet
> ComAsYuAre: if they discovered that kind of conspiracy you could be
> sodomized in a jail cell for 50 years
> ALBATROSSman: no really wll you make me one?
> ComAsYuAre: i won't risk my behind for you, no
> ALBATROSSman: ok weel good night
> ComAsYuAre: good luck
> ComAsYuAre: watch your ass
>
> ----
> Jonah Cohen
> <ComAsYuAre@aol.com>
> http://jonah.ticalc.org
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