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Re: A86: Re: Fw: dumbest guy alive
How long has it been now? 3 weeks?
Eric Greening
glendon.solsberry@tricon-yum.com wrote:
>
> I think Magnus should stop worrying about off-topic posts so much and
> get his staff working. I still haven't seen my program make it to the
> archives.
>
> Glen
> tutorial1.cjb.net
>
> ______________________________ Reply Separator _________________________________
> Subject: A86: Re: Fw: dumbest guy alive
> Author: <assembly-86@lists.ticalc.org> at Internet
> Date: 2/14/00 2:11 AM
>
>
> I think Chris Dornfeld is the dumbest guy alive. Nick Disabato a close second..
>
> Ok, now I have just made this thread officially "off-topic" and "annoying" to
> the staff of ticalc.org, and you can expect Magnus to post another message to
> the list threatening to burn people alive at the stake if they post another
> message about this.
>
> Bryan
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Kirk Meyer" <kirkmeyer@bigfoot.com>
> To: "A86" <assembly-86@lists.ticalc.org>
> Sent: Saturday, February 12, 2000 9:19 PM
> Subject: A86: Fw: dumbest guy alive
>
>
> >
> > > dhp178: hey
> > > ComAsYuAre: who is this?
> > > dhp178: u don't know me but i got ur sn from this TI-86 program that
> > i
> > > am trying to get
> > > ComAsYuAre: ah
> > > dhp178: yea
> > > dhp178: all the ones i find i have to unzip and it doesn't have what
> > to
> > > put on the calculator
> > > ComAsYuAre: do you have the ti-graph link software?
> > > ComAsYuAre: and a cable?
> > > dhp178: i have the link cable
> > > ComAsYuAre: do you have the software?
> > > dhp178: i am not sure about the link software
> > > ComAsYuAre: do you have a computer->calc link or a calc->calc link?
> > > dhp178: i have a computer and a cable link
> > > ComAsYuAre: alright good
> > > ComAsYuAre: <A HREF="http://www.ti.com/calc/docs/link.htm">TI-GRAPH
> > LINK
> > > </A>
> > > ComAsYuAre: get the software from there
> > > dhp178: isn't the link the cable where u can hook it up to another
> > > calculator?
> > > ComAsYuAre: no
> > > ComAsYuAre: you need a computer->calc link
> > > ComAsYuAre: you have to buy those separately
> > > dhp178: ok i don't have that
> > > dhp178: damnit!
> > > ComAsYuAre: well then you can't send stuff from the computer
> > > ComAsYuAre: you can get a link at staples or office depot for about
> > $20
> > > dhp178: but where can i get the programs?
> > > ComAsYuAre: at that link
> > > ComAsYuAre: http://www.ti.com/calc/docs/link.htm
> > > dhp178: yea but it doesn't have the games
> > > ComAsYuAre: oh you can get games at www.ticalc.org
> > > dhp178: ok thanks
> > > dhp178: well i gg but i will be back in like 5 min.
> > > ComAsYuAre: ok
> > > dhp178: hello i am back
> > > dhp178: how do the programs look like
> > > ComAsYuAre: what?
> > > dhp178: does drug wars start out like this?...
> > > dhp178: 2 squaresDRUGWARS2quars
> > > ComAsYuAre: umm
> > > ComAsYuAre: i really have no idea what you're referring to
> > > dhp178: i don't know if the one i am looking at is the stuff that u r
> > > supposed type in my calculatoe
> > > dhp178: i want to program a game on my calc but i need to do it
> > myself
> > > and i don't know how the stuff i am supposed to write look like
> > > ComAsYuAre: well i dunno
> > > dhp178: how do they usually start out?
> > > ComAsYuAre: what kind of a program are you trying to write?
> > > ComAsYuAre: asm or basic?
> > > dhp178: i don't know the difference
> > > dhp178: i'm sorry
> > > ComAsYuAre: well then i would say read the manual on programming
> > > dhp178: just got it
> > > dhp178: k
> > > dhp178: how can u tell if it is asm or basic
> > > ComAsYuAre: the manual explains basic programming
> > > dhp178: ?
> > > ComAsYuAre: asm is something very complicated which you don't have to
> > > worry about
> > > ComAsYuAre: the manual explains basic
> > > ComAsYuAre: you can only do asm programming on a computer anyway
> > > dhp178: ok so then it is basic
> > > ComAsYuAre: yes
> > > dhp178: no i just have to figure how to program pool and drug wars
> > > ComAsYuAre: well you can do that in basic
> > > dhp178: yea i know
> > > dhp178: but i have to figure out how to do pool and drug wars
> > > dhp178: and i can't find a place where it just shows it
> > > ComAsYuAre: shows how to write the games?
> > > dhp178: yea
> > > ComAsYuAre: dude you have to write them yourself
> > > dhp178: there isn't a place where it shows it and then u just copy it
> > > bye typing it urself and the calc
> > > ComAsYuAre: no of course not
> > > ComAsYuAre: ti doesn't endorse drug-dealing!
> > > dhp178: probably not
> > > dhp178: what about pool
> > > ComAsYuAre: of course not
> > > dhp178: so u have to do it all by urself
> > > ComAsYuAre: yes!
> > > ComAsYuAre: ti made it programmable so people could do it themselves
> > > dhp178: noo!! i will never know how to do it!!!!!
> > > ComAsYuAre: then buy a graph link and download them
> > > dhp178: then it is 20%
> > > ComAsYuAre: what is?
> > > dhp178: mean the link is 20$
> > > ComAsYuAre: yes
> > > dhp178: do u know used?
> > > ComAsYuAre: and the gov't wrote drugwars
> > > ComAsYuAre: so all you have to do is request DOD Document #20987G,
> > > DrugWars
> > > dhp178: where?
> > > ComAsYuAre: it's a branch off whitehouse.gov
> > > ComAsYuAre: i'll look for it
> > > dhp178: ok
> > > ComAsYuAre: http://www.defenselink.mil/pubs/about_pubs.html
> > > ComAsYuAre: you have to request "DOD Top Secret Document #20987G
> > > DrugWars for the graphing calculator"
> > > dhp178: do u put that under the search thing?
> > > ComAsYuAre: no you have to write to the email
> > > ComAsYuAre: dpcintrn@osd.pentagon.mil
> > > dhp178: oh ok
> > > dhp178: so i should be like hi i would like to request "DOD Top
> > Secret
> > > Document #20987G DrugWars for the graphing calculator"
> > > ComAsYuAre: exactly
> > > dhp178: ok
> > > ComAsYuAre: start with "Dear Sir:"
> > > ComAsYuAre: since you're addressing a government official
> > > dhp178: yea
> > > dhp178: Dear Sir,
> > >
> > > Hi i would like to request "DOD Top Secret Document #20987G DrugWars
> > for
> > > the graphing calculator"
> > > dhp178: thats all i put
> > > ComAsYuAre: sign it with your phone # & address. otherwise they
> > won't
> > > do anything
> > > dhp178: oh ok
> > > dhp178: do u have the game?
> > > ComAsYuAre: no, they have that too, it's another document
> > > dhp178: have u played it?
> > > ComAsYuAre: yes, the government gave it to me
> > > ComAsYuAre: after my name and address and phone number
> > > dhp178: and for pool i have to program the game myself
> > > dhp178: and they send it to u via email
> > > ComAsYuAre: yes, but the document from the government will help you
> > with
> > > that also
> > > dhp178: what is in the email
> > > ComAsYuAre: what do you mean?
> > > dhp178: what do they send u in the email
> > > ComAsYuAre: they will send you confirmation of the document, but the
> > > actual docs they send by postal mail, so you must provide an address
> > > dhp178: k
> > > dhp178: i still have to write pool on my own right?
> > > ComAsYuAre: after you learn about drugwars, pool will be a piece of
> > cake
> > >
> > > dhp178: ok thanks
> > > dhp178: have u played any of the 2 games?
> > > ComAsYuAre: i played drugwars because i got it from the government,
> > but
> > > i haven't gotten pool yet
> > > dhp178: oh
> > > dhp178: is drugwars good?
> > > ComAsYuAre: it's awesome
> > > dhp178: good
> > > dhp178: how long did it take till they anwsered u?
> > > ComAsYuAre: i figured on a day, but it's the government, so it took a
> > > week.
> > > dhp178: ok
> > > dhp178: thanks
> > > dhp178: what r other good games?
> > > ComAsYuAre: just look at pool first, the others will come to you
> > > dhp178: ok thanks again
> > > ComAsYuAre: glad to help
> > > dhp178: see i just got it so i am kind confused about this stuff
> > > ComAsYuAre: after you get the document it'll all make sense
> > > ComAsYuAre: sorry i have to leave
> >
> >
> >
> >
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