A86: Re: Fw: dumbest guy alive
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A86: Re: Fw: dumbest guy alive
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAH!
This is one of the funniest things I've read in quite a while!
Thanks for the laugs Kirk and Jonah...
-chrisremo
>> dhp178: hey
>> ComAsYuAre: who is this?
>> dhp178: u don't know me but i got ur sn from this TI-86 program that
>i
>> am trying to get
>> ComAsYuAre: ah
>> dhp178: yea
>> dhp178: all the ones i find i have to unzip and it doesn't have what
>to
>> put on the calculator
>> ComAsYuAre: do you have the ti-graph link software?
>> ComAsYuAre: and a cable?
>> dhp178: i have the link cable
>> ComAsYuAre: do you have the software?
>> dhp178: i am not sure about the link software
>> ComAsYuAre: do you have a computer->calc link or a calc->calc link?
>> dhp178: i have a computer and a cable link
>> ComAsYuAre: alright good
>> ComAsYuAre: <A HREF="http://www.ti.com/calc/docs/link.htm">TI-GRAPH
>LINK
>> </A>
>> ComAsYuAre: get the software from there
>> dhp178: isn't the link the cable where u can hook it up to another
>> calculator?
>> ComAsYuAre: no
>> ComAsYuAre: you need a computer->calc link
>> ComAsYuAre: you have to buy those separately
>> dhp178: ok i don't have that
>> dhp178: damnit!
>> ComAsYuAre: well then you can't send stuff from the computer
>> ComAsYuAre: you can get a link at staples or office depot for about
>$20
>> dhp178: but where can i get the programs?
>> ComAsYuAre: at that link
>> ComAsYuAre: http://www.ti.com/calc/docs/link.htm
>> dhp178: yea but it doesn't have the games
>> ComAsYuAre: oh you can get games at www.ticalc.org
>> dhp178: ok thanks
>> dhp178: well i gg but i will be back in like 5 min.
>> ComAsYuAre: ok
>> dhp178: hello i am back
>> dhp178: how do the programs look like
>> ComAsYuAre: what?
>> dhp178: does drug wars start out like this?...
>> dhp178: 2 squaresDRUGWARS2quars
>> ComAsYuAre: umm
>> ComAsYuAre: i really have no idea what you're referring to
>> dhp178: i don't know if the one i am looking at is the stuff that u
r
>> supposed type in my calculatoe
>> dhp178: i want to program a game on my calc but i need to do it
>myself
>> and i don't know how the stuff i am supposed to write look like
>> ComAsYuAre: well i dunno
>> dhp178: how do they usually start out?
>> ComAsYuAre: what kind of a program are you trying to write?
>> ComAsYuAre: asm or basic?
>> dhp178: i don't know the difference
>> dhp178: i'm sorry
>> ComAsYuAre: well then i would say read the manual on programming
>> dhp178: just got it
>> dhp178: k
>> dhp178: how can u tell if it is asm or basic
>> ComAsYuAre: the manual explains basic programming
>> dhp178: ?
>> ComAsYuAre: asm is something very complicated which you don't have
to
>> worry about
>> ComAsYuAre: the manual explains basic
>> ComAsYuAre: you can only do asm programming on a computer anyway
>> dhp178: ok so then it is basic
>> ComAsYuAre: yes
>> dhp178: no i just have to figure how to program pool and drug wars
>> ComAsYuAre: well you can do that in basic
>> dhp178: yea i know
>> dhp178: but i have to figure out how to do pool and drug wars
>> dhp178: and i can't find a place where it just shows it
>> ComAsYuAre: shows how to write the games?
>> dhp178: yea
>> ComAsYuAre: dude you have to write them yourself
>> dhp178: there isn't a place where it shows it and then u just copy
it
>> bye typing it urself and the calc
>> ComAsYuAre: no of course not
>> ComAsYuAre: ti doesn't endorse drug-dealing!
>> dhp178: probably not
>> dhp178: what about pool
>> ComAsYuAre: of course not
>> dhp178: so u have to do it all by urself
>> ComAsYuAre: yes!
>> ComAsYuAre: ti made it programmable so people could do it themselves
>> dhp178: noo!! i will never know how to do it!!!!!
>> ComAsYuAre: then buy a graph link and download them
>> dhp178: then it is 20%
>> ComAsYuAre: what is?
>> dhp178: mean the link is 20$
>> ComAsYuAre: yes
>> dhp178: do u know used?
>> ComAsYuAre: and the gov't wrote drugwars
>> ComAsYuAre: so all you have to do is request DOD Document #20987G,
>> DrugWars
>> dhp178: where?
>> ComAsYuAre: it's a branch off whitehouse.gov
>> ComAsYuAre: i'll look for it
>> dhp178: ok
>> ComAsYuAre: http://www.defenselink.mil/pubs/about_pubs.html
>> ComAsYuAre: you have to request "DOD Top Secret Document #20987G
>> DrugWars for the graphing calculator"
>> dhp178: do u put that under the search thing?
>> ComAsYuAre: no you have to write to the email
>> ComAsYuAre: dpcintrn@osd.pentagon.mil
>> dhp178: oh ok
>> dhp178: so i should be like hi i would like to request "DOD Top
>Secret
>> Document #20987G DrugWars for the graphing calculator"
>> ComAsYuAre: exactly
>> dhp178: ok
>> ComAsYuAre: start with "Dear Sir:"
>> ComAsYuAre: since you're addressing a government official
>> dhp178: yea
>> dhp178: Dear Sir,
>>
>> Hi i would like to request "DOD Top Secret Document #20987G DrugWars
>for
>> the graphing calculator"
>> dhp178: thats all i put
>> ComAsYuAre: sign it with your phone # & address. otherwise they
>won't
>> do anything
>> dhp178: oh ok
>> dhp178: do u have the game?
>> ComAsYuAre: no, they have that too, it's another document
>> dhp178: have u played it?
>> ComAsYuAre: yes, the government gave it to me
>> ComAsYuAre: after my name and address and phone number
>> dhp178: and for pool i have to program the game myself
>> dhp178: and they send it to u via email
>> ComAsYuAre: yes, but the document from the government will help you
>with
>> that also
>> dhp178: what is in the email
>> ComAsYuAre: what do you mean?
>> dhp178: what do they send u in the email
>> ComAsYuAre: they will send you confirmation of the document, but the
>> actual docs they send by postal mail, so you must provide an address
>> dhp178: k
>> dhp178: i still have to write pool on my own right?
>> ComAsYuAre: after you learn about drugwars, pool will be a piece of
>cake
>>
>> dhp178: ok thanks
>> dhp178: have u played any of the 2 games?
>> ComAsYuAre: i played drugwars because i got it from the government,
>but
>> i haven't gotten pool yet
>> dhp178: oh
>> dhp178: is drugwars good?
>> ComAsYuAre: it's awesome
>> dhp178: good
>> dhp178: how long did it take till they anwsered u?
>> ComAsYuAre: i figured on a day, but it's the government, so it took
a
>> week.
>> dhp178: ok
>> dhp178: thanks
>> dhp178: what r other good games?
>> ComAsYuAre: just look at pool first, the others will come to you
>> dhp178: ok thanks again
>> ComAsYuAre: glad to help
>> dhp178: see i just got it so i am kind confused about this stuff
>> ComAsYuAre: after you get the document it'll all make sense
>> ComAsYuAre: sorry i have to leave
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