Re: A86: sc2k (SimCOmmunity 2000)
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Re: A86: sc2k (SimCOmmunity 2000)
>Hey how come l haven't gotten any mail from Kirk?
>
Because he's being really mean to you. He's going to let you wait and wait
and wait until you can't wait any longer, and then he's going to make you
wait some more. He's not going to mail you, and then he's going to beat
down your door with a fire axe, break all your light bulbs, and shave all
your pets. Then he's going spread nasty rumors about you at your place of
schooling/business. Then he's going to get you fired/expelled. He's going
to buy the bank that owns your house and have your mortgage foreclosed.
Then he just might mail your computer that he hired some thieves to steal.
But seriously, what kind of mail are you waiting for?
Robby Gutmann
gutmann@planet-connect.com
ICQ UIN: 724927 Agonostis on IRC
Of course, Ankh-Morpork's citizens had always claimed that the river water
was incredibly pure. Any water that had passed through so many kidneys,
they reasoned, had to be very pure indeed.
-- (Terry Pratchett, Sourcery)
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