RE: A85: OS wars

To: "'assembly-85@lists.ticalc.org'" <assembly-85@lists.ticalc.org>
Subject: RE: A85: OS wars
From: Jan Zumwalt <zumwalt@alaska.net>
Date: Mon, 22 Sep 1997 23:03:24 -0800
Reply-To: assembly-85@lists.ticalc.org

1) 1 out of 4 people die of cancer

2) a forensic MD once told me that after you are 50 years old, it is a race
to see what kills you - flu, cancer, infection, virus, etc :-)

3) I'm 40 so I am especially interested in the winner of the race!

P.S. I am a retired firemen and medic, this explains my warped humor!!!

Some people think Life Sucks, then You Die.  I disagree.  Life sucks, then
you get cancer. Then you go into chemotherapy. You lose all your hair, you
feel bad about yourself. Then all of a sudden the cancer goes into
remission. You look good, you feel good, you're going great, and all of a
sudden you have a stroke. You can't move your right side. And one day you
step off the curb at 68th by Lincoln Center and BANG, you get hit by a bus.
And then--maybe--you die. 
--Denis Leary

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