A83: COMPUTER WARS
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A83: COMPUTER WARS
Here Are Some Uses For a Mac
1.) Target Practice
2.) Punching Bag
3.) Paper Weight
4.) Boat Anchor
5.) Brick
6.) Anvil
7.) Speed Bump
8.) Road Block
9.) Foot-Rest
10.) They make wonderful lawn ornaments
11.) They are recyclable
12.) Great for when you can't find a football
13.) Toilet paper gone?
14.) Loads Netscape so slow your in-laws will never come back
15.) You can beat your brother over the head with the keyboard
16.) If you kick them hard enough, they beep a lot
17.) Ash Tray
18.) Door stop
19.) Break the monitor, and use it to put things in.
20.) Break other Macs with it
21.) Use it as a spare tire
22.) Melt it, and sell the plastic
23.) Fire Wood
24.) Use the Mac's CPU chip as a comb
25.) Something to hold your car up when you don't have a jack
26.) Trash can (Although it comes with trash in it.... Mac users call it Macintosh chips)
27.) Coffee table
28.) Chair