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Re: A82: (no subject)




Grant Stockly wrote:

> Please read to bottom:
>
> >Test Test Test.  I am testing my Netscape mail e-mail address.
>
> Begin flame:
>
> Dear:
>    [ ] Clueless Newbie  [ ] Lamer               [ ] AOLer
>    [ ] Me too-er                [ ] Pervert             [ ] Loser
>    [ ] Spammer          [ ] Nerd                [ ] Elvis
>    [ ] Fed                      [ ] Freak               [ ] Flamebait
>    [ ] Other (please specify): TI82_Guy_______
>
>   You Are Being Flamed Because:
>    [ ] You posted a message concerning a pyramid scheme
>    [*] You posted a "test" in a newsgroup other than alt.test
>    [ ] You posted something asking for warez sites
>    [ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
>    [ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
>    [*] You posted something completely off-topic
>    [ ] You started an off-topic thread
>    [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
>    [ ] You said "me too" to something
>    [*] You don't know which group to post in
>    [ ] You suck
>    [ ] You brag about things that never happened
>    [ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
>    [ ] You made up slang then used it in a message
>    [ ] You posted a phone-sex ad
>    [ ] I don't like your tone of voice
>    [ ] I think you might be a fed
>
>   To Repent, You Must:
>
>    [ ] Shout "GO RIDE" a thousand times in a packed bus terminal
>    [*] "Upgrade" you system to a Macintosh computer
>    [ ] Give up your AOL account
>    [*] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
>    [*] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
>    [ ] Actually post something relevant
>    [ ] Read the FAQ
>    [*] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
>    [*] Post your tests to alt.test
>    [ ] Removing yourself from the net (you are hopeless)
>    [ ] Removing yourself from existence (you are really hopeless)
>
>   In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
>
>    [ ] Bl*w me
>    [ ] Get a life
>    [ ] Never post again
>    [*] I pity your dog
>

I don't have a dog!!!

>    [ ] Go to hell
>    [ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
>    [ ] Take your shit somewhere else
>    [ ] Learn to post or f**k off
>    [ ] Do us all a favor and jump into some industrial equipment
>    [*] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
>    [*] All of the above
>
>  end flame.
>
> This was just a joke...If you misuderstood it, sorry.  Keep it so you can
> use it to catch someone else...  Most times people think of it as a joke
> and not a "flme"...  :)
>
> Grant
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