Survey posted 2004-02-19 17:42 by Magnus.

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They should've made this survey:

Are you going to answer No on this survey?

()No
()Yes

I will email it to Magnus with your name on it, beause I like it, too. (You shaould have done the same.)

That is awsome. Thousands of times better. Genius.

Nicely stated. Same idea. You can't answer yes without making a paradox.

who cares? this survey is great, regardless of lack of meaning.

a man is caught by an african tribe, and they are going to kill him, but before they do he gets to say one thing. if he lies, then he will be boiled in a pot of soup, if he tells the truth, then he will be hung. what does he say?

-jordan

"i'm lying"

"I will be boiled in a pot of soup"

correct! :)

WTF? How is it correct to choose hanging instead of being boiled alive? Dude. You're sick.

they cant anything to u if u say "i will be boiled in a pot of soup", read it again and think about it

-jordan

Screw this! I'm going to die either way!

He could either say nothing, or say "This is a lie." Either way, the canibals would be left puzzling over what to do. If they even understand english.

Aaah yes...this fine survey was contributed by Michael Vincent!

Ahhh, yes... It has his signature ... well, uh, I dunno ... something to it. It just seems like something he would ask. :D

no i'm not lying and there's nothing paradoxical about it.

poorly written poll unless it's just supposed to be random.

yes, as a matter of fact i just couldn't sleep with my pillow, because it was too uncomfortable, so i pulled out the most comfortable thing i have, ticalc.org, and used it as a pillow instead and then i saw the survey and i said, "Well, isn't that a coincidence! I am lying on my survey!"
Ok, so that was just a big fat lie...

Once upon a time, in a galaxy long long ago and far far away called Cliche, a King and Queen were looking for a husband for the princes. They searched all over the supercluster, and brought all the most handsom men back to their palace. They had each man sleep for one night on a thin matress with a computer screen under it (displaying ticalc.org). Because the King and Queen wanted the toughest prince possible, they decided which ever of the men in the palace selected "No" in this servey would get to marry the princes.

Unfortunately, all the men in that area were slug shapped, and couldn't use the mouse, so the Princess didn't marry any of them. She lived happily ever after, but the slugs didn't.

The End

while(confusion){
printf("...\n");
}

ld bc,1
ei
loop:
ld a,(am_i_confused)
cp confused
jr nz,not_confused
inc bc
ld hl,ellipses
B_CALL PutS
djnz loop
ellipses:
db "...",0
not_confused:
B_JUMP JForce_Cmd_No_Char

wow...i like C so much better, lol

ld de,confused
jr _2
_1:
push de
ld hl,ellipsisstr
call puts
pop de
_2:
ld a,(de)
or a
jr nz,_1
ld hl,paradestr
_3:
push hl
call puts
pop hl
jr _3

ellipsisstr: db "...",0
paradestr: db "PARADE!",0